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Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones
Unlocked 17 Dec @ 3:30am

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options
Unlocked 17 Dec @ 3:51am

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked 17 Dec @ 3:47am

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked 17 Dec @ 4:20am

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world
Unlocked 17 Dec @ 4:35am



Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
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