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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 1:34pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 2:16pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 3:02pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 7:13pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 8:34am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 4:44pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 10:40am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:18am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 8:08pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 11:13am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 6:26pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 7:04pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 7:11pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 7:08pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 7:14pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 7:24pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 1:26pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 1:39pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 3:47pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 7:13pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 8:34am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:25pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 8:32am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 3:37pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 3:37pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 3:37pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 1:34pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 7:13pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 1:36pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 2:28pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 4:14pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 7:07pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 7:08pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 1:30pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 3:01pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 10:40am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 2:03pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 7:08pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 1:40pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 4:06pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 7:14pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 2:08pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 8:52am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 1:34pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 7:42pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 7:07pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 7:27pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 3:16pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 12:04pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:16pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 3:58pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 8:58am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 12:03am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 11:58pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 8:59am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 12:03pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 8:08pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 6:45pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:17pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 8:59am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 6:52pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 8:54pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 8:54pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 9:23pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 1:10pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 1:57pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 4:42pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 1:02pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 1:30pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 7:37pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 2:01pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:26pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 6:58pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 8:58am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 8:55am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 10:07am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 8:34am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 9:55am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 8:32am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 2:02pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 3:37pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 8:32am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 9:01am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 6:58pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 11:54pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:13am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 2:03am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 8:50am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:17pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 11:54pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 4:00pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 5:30pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 8:28am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 10:38am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 5:20pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 7:25pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 7:27pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 11:40am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 7:27pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 2:56pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2024 @ 3:17pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 3:45pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 5:22pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 11:56pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 7:06pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 7:40pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 7:50pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 8:47pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 8:47pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 3:45pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 6:25pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 7:06pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 8:47pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 6:51pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 6:50pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:01am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 5:20pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:55am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 1:14pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 4:44pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 7:11pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 7:40pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 7:37pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 7:40pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 7:43pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 9:06pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 9:08pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 9:09pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 9:09pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 9:12pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 9:20pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 3:17pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 10:45am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 6:25pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 8:53pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 9:01am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 5:22pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 8:54am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 5:50pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 8:47pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 8:47pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 9:12pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 9:15pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 9:28pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 10:05pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 3:37pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 7:16pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 7:16pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 9:00pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:20am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 5:24pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 7:51pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 9:51am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 10:43am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 7:09pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 1:47pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 8:52am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 3:58pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 5:50pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 11:13am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 2:20pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 12:03pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 11:55pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 9:00am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 6:52pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 3:29pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 5:47pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 5:50pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 6:45pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 8:42pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 7:55pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 8:28pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 8:49pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 9:14pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 9:30pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 10:10pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 11:46pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 8:15am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 8:15am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:24am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:25am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:28am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:28am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:27am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:28am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:39am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:46am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 3:37pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 8:58am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 8:51pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 7:06pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 8:48pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 6:46pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 7:06pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 7:06pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 7:49pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 7:49pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 8:46pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 9:15pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 9:27pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 10:03pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:09am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:09am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:17am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:01am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 8:45pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 8:45pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 9:25pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 9:26pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 11:58pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:03am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:29am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:52am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 5:29pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 8:28am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 9:01am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 4:54pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 5:09pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 7:07pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 7:37pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 7:41pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 8:46pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 8:48pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:32am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 1:13pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 5:28pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 8:58am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:06am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 9:22pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 8:54pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:20am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 7:12pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 8:46pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 8:46pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 8:46pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 8:54pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 8:46pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 9:53pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:10am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:10am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:09am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:56am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:57am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:15pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 5:15pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 3:51pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 10:44am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 1:56am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 6:02pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 8:33am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 8:33am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2024 @ 11:20am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:47pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 9:16pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 9:27pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 10:02pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 11:10pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:24am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:52am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:58am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 9:09pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 9:14pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 10:03pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 10:05pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:14am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:10am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:34am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:51am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:57am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:00am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:03am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:07am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:28am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:02am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:29am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:28am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:54am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:03am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:02am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:20am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:24am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:27am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:22am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:24am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:29am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:29am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2024 @ 5:06pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:00am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2024 @ 1:26pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 11:34am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 7:46am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 3:36pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 5:10pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 5:47pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 1:09pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 7:42pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 10:18am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 6:35pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 8:48pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 9:22pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:09am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:38am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:57am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:18am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 9:23pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:54am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:34am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 6:26pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 8:54pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:13am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:30am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 9:26pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:10am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:10am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:10am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:37am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:53am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:53am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:00am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:00am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:00am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:05am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:25am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:31am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:16am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:35am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:50am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:56am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:04am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:06am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:06am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:06am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:26am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:32am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:32am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:32am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:45pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:27am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:48am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:53am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:59am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:04am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:23am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:29am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:30am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 7:05pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 8:45pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 7:24am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2024 @ 3:22pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 9:43am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2024 @ 2:37pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2024 @ 2:37pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:14am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:14am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:32pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:32pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 5:40pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:16am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:16am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:25pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 2:00pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 7:57pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 8:52am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 2:57pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2024 @ 11:20am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 12:35pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:54am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:02am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:53am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:53am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:03am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:04am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:04am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:19am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:25am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:31am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:33am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:39pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:51pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 2:01pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 5:06pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 5:52pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 6:50pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 8:49pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 9:27pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:09am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:49am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:57am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:06am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:31am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:52pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 5:11pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 9:28pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:55am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:33am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:17am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 5:36pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:06am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 11:13am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 9:29am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 5:01pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 8:45pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 9:16pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 10:04pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:37am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:58am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:18am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:32am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:51pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 7:55pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 8:13am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 9:29pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:02am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:55am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:21am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:30am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:35pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 7:51pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 8:06am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 8:43am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 8:15am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 3:02pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 2:56pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 9:55am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2024 @ 7:39am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 10:18am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 9:43am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 8:18pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 8:15pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:03am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2024 @ 5:16pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:38pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 2:02pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 5:46pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 2:58pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 5:21pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 9:18am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 8:45pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:31am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:04am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:07am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:19am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:26am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:26am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:32am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:33am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:26pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:26pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 5:47pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 7:54pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 7:55pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 8:06am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 8:44am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 9:30am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 10:00am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 9:14am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 7:53pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:24am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:30am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:30am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:30am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:25pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:25pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:26pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 2:01pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 8:06am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 8:06am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 8:06am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 8:13am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 8:44am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 3:23pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 6:50pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 6:50pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 8:55pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 9:38pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:16am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:55am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:06am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:26am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:45pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 5:06pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 8:13am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 8:13am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:04pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2024 @ 11:11am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 9:37pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:08am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:48pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 10:03pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:03am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 9:22pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:38am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 5:54pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 8:27am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 11:06am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2024 @ 11:10am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2024 @ 6:24pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2024 @ 2:59pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2024 @ 7:39am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 7:12pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 7:32pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 7:07pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 2:03am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 1:34pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 10:39am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 2:21pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 3:35pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2024 @ 3:22pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 3:33am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 6:58pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 8:46pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 9:25pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 11:10pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:16am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:01am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:06am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:32am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 2:02pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 8:13am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 8:45am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 5:54pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 9:18am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2024 @ 6:24pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 9:51pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:08am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:50pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:31am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:36am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:51pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:52pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 2:03pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 5:37pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 7:55pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 8:06am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 9:12am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 2:57pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 2:57pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 3:51pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 5:22pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 5:22pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 5:22pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 3:55pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 5:50pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 9:26pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 3:23pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 10:44am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 5:35pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:39am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:40am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 8:13am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 7:18pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2024 @ 12:41am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 8:15am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 2:06pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2024 @ 2:59pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 8:55am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2024 @ 5:37pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 8:51pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 8:33am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 9:27am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 8:54pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 10:03pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:13am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:55am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:01am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:32am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:47pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 7:57pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 8:52am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 2:57pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2024 @ 11:20am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2024 @ 5:16pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 10:25pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:18am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:53pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 11:03am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 1:25pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 2:01pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 2:01pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 7:58pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 8:06am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 8:12am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 8:06am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 9:24am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 2:57pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 5:21pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 6:50pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2024 @ 10:41am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 10:39am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2024 @ 6:28pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2024 @ 3:35am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 8:45pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 9:15am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 8:23pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2024 @ 6:25pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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