I'll pretty awesome, and I like cookies.

Keeping track of hats I've owned...


Nuts'n'bolts Capotain
Smoking Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Steaming industrial festivizer
Ace-high platinum pickelhaube
Bubbling Noble amassment of hats
Terror-watt Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Smoking Football helmet
Orbiting planet doctor's sack
Nuts'n'Bolts stainless pot
Terror-watt texas tin gallon
Bubbling towering pillar of hats
TF logo magistrate's mullet
Steaming sober stuntman
Steaming steel shako
Steaming vintage merryweather
Kill-a-watt Copper's hard top