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I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin

I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from ♥♥♥♥ I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.

Alright Duck, you think that the Lego Death Star is too expensive of a set for my birthday which hypothetically- hypothetically lets take a look at the facts (which don't care about your feelings) in a situation where, hypothetically, you get it for my birthday. So, we take a look at the numbers it's $499.99 but it has 4,016 pieces, and that means it comes down to a price point of about 12.4 cents per piece and that's a fact, that's a fact (that doesn't care about your feelings). And even though that might be seemingly pricey in comparison to other lego sets, lets take a look at the minifigures. We have Han Solo in a Stormtrooper outfit, we have Luke Skywalker also in a Stormtrooper outfit, these are exclusives for the set since 2001. And it's a fact that you can recreate epic scenes- hypothetically, hypothetically, from A New Hope and Return of The Jedi if I had this set and I think the facts add up, that you should buy me this set (regardless of your feelings)

Go to the bathroom at 3:33 am, then open youtube and play among us drip song then do the jerma sus face and repeat the word "sus" in front to the mirror for 666 times, if the ritual worked then a voice from your parents room will say "shut up", you will then hear a creature walk to the bathroom, at this point destroy the mirror before he enters In the bathroom if the ritual worked then the next day your parents will start discussing about you having mental problems

I’M MORBIUS. HE STILL LIVES WITHIN ME LIKE A SLEEPING GIANT, AS ALL OF MY PAST LIVES DO. DO NOT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AWAKEN THAT SIDE OF ME.
Phew. I need a hit. My worst enemy Jacob (also known as Golden Sans) gave me some good ♥♥♥♥ when he kidnapped me and made me watch Seinfeld and I still have it. I think it’s sativa. ♥♥♥♥ yeah. I miss my ex girlfriend. I’m writing this all on the toilet at Pizza Hut since I’m working up the courage to give them my order (I’m shy). I think I’m gonna go do that now. Writing this all helped me. Reminding myself that I’m Morbius. ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I can’t wait to go home and get high and rewatch Morbius while eating pizza.

♥♥♥♥. I get this so hard. I kin Morbius, I was him in a past life. I understand. This is me. People need to know NOT to ♥♥♥♥ with me… Nobody has any clue what I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ capable of. I got bullied in school as a teen since I tried to style my hair to look like a monkey… ♥♥♥♥ those people. Everyone has always ♥♥♥♥♥♥ with me. It’s the anniversary of my father’s death and I can’t stop crying. Every single day, people try to ♥♥♥♥ with me. They don’t know what I’m capable of. I’ve been reincarnated so many times, I lost count. I’ll never know the true scope until I finally return to my primary form, my core, my being. The Gods created most things. Not me. I created myself from raw energy. They had to seal me. I HAD TO BE SEALED BY THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GODS TO REINCARNATION, AND PEOPLE STILL ♥♥♥♥ WITH ME. Get ♥♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.