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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 9:05pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 9:20pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 11:55pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 10:45pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 6:59pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 3:31am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 11:39pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 9:01pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 9:48pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 10:48pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 11:35pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 8:13pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 8:14pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 8:26pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 8:40pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 9:45pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 11:55pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 5:50am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 3:08am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 10:50pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 10:50pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 10:50pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 8:14pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 8:59pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 9:36pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 8:12pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 8:12pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 9:18pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 3:48am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 11:34pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 8:13pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 8:39pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 9:52pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 8:16pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 8:52pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 11:59pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 11:32pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 6:37am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 8:24pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 9:21pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 5:20am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 11:13pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 4:04am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 5:20am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:51am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 8:54pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 6:01am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 11:51pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 9:05pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 8:40pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 10:32pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 11:58pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 11:58pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 12:07am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 8:17pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 9:11pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 11:50pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 11:59pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 8:59pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 10:59pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 11:36pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 5:02am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 6:17am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 4:08am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:28am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 9:50pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 3:08am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 8:42pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 10:37pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 3:59am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 11:55pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 6:12am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:19am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 11:18pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:46am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 8:02pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 8:03pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 8:06pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 12:02am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 3:27am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 9:01pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 12:54am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 10:44pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 10:44pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 11:43pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 12:04am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 4:10am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 10:28pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 10:52pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:01am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 10:41pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 10:30pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:07pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:34pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:39pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 11:35pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 6:27am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 10:34pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 11:27pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 11:26pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 11:28pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 7:57am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 7:59am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:01am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:25am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:30am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:31am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 6:49am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 4:23am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 9:40pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 7:59am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 8:43pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 9:06pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 8:44pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 11:39pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 12:04am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 12:17am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:00am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:28am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:38am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 9:50pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 9:50pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:05am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:05am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 9:53pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:41pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:46pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:47pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 8:11pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 8:47pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 11:53pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 4:10am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 9:01pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 10:39pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 9:11pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 5:38am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 12:51am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 9:03pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 10:39pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 9:44pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 6:50am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 12:51am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 9:03pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 10:47pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 11:42pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 12:14am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 12:24am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:30am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:04pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:00pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:18pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:17pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:17pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:39pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:41pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:38pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:43pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:44pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:58pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 10:50pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 11:38pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 12:19am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 10:36pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 12:03am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 10:41pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 10:41pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 10:41pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 11:23pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 12:13am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 12:31am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:15am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:27am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:34am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:44am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:16pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:17pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:08pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 12:07am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 7:52am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:32am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:45am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:13pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:14pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:39pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:06pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 1:12am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 9:01pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 10:23pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 10:34pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 11:19pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 11:46pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 12:01am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 7:56am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:24am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:43pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 8:47pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 11:39pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:14pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:28am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:30am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 11:44pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 12:31am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:14am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:14am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:17am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:32am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:42am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:40pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:40pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:40pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:00pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 9:51pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 9:51pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:20pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 8:23am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 5:20pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 12:12am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:32am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 9:50pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:10pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:12pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:35pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:29pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:14am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:21am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:31am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:37am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:13pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:14pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:14pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:45pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:46pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:10pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:14pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:14pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:38pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:07pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:42pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:42pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:01pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:07pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:07pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:38pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:43pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 12:01am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:43pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 12:05am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 12:06am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 12:09am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:23pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 9:57pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 11:40pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 10:32pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 11:41pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:20am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:45pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:10pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:32pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:33am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:06pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 12:12am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 9:48pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:30am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:38pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:41am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:14pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:17pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:40pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:36pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:40pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:05pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:11pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:29pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:38pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:43pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 12:02am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:14pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:14pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:07pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:21pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:25pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:48pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 12:00am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 12:10am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 12:41am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:56am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:39pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:57pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:07pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:19pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:43pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:57pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 12:12am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 12:48am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 10:53pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 12:00am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:17pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:50pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 12:19am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 12:52am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 2:10am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:48pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:51am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 2:05am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:55am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 3:47am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:24pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:45pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:10pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:14pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:27pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:32pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:39pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:59pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 12:05am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 12:12am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 12:49am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:58am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 2:01am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 2:06am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 10:37pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 12:02am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:35am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:15pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:45pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:07pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:38pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 12:08am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:24am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 9:29pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:41am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:07pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 12:12am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:57pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:31am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 9:01pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:54am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 9:01pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 11:36pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:24am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:15pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:20pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:14pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:32pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 12:04am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:56am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:08pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:46am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:08pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:08pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:19am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 12:12am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 12:33am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:58am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:39pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 1:04am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 3:31am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:47am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 3:49am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:38pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 2:39am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:04am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:24am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 7:52am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 12:48am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:31pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:29pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:38pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:45pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 12:05am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 12:12am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 12:48am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 2:04am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 2:07am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:07pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 1:09am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:46am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 3:37am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 8:17pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:53am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:44pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 12:01am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 12:11am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 12:12am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 12:48am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 2:00am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 2:06am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:27am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:37am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:46am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:46am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:46am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 3:32am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 3:46am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 10:49pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 12:30am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:39am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:15pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:44pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:43pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 12:49am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 2:01am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 3:09am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 3:22am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:11pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:57am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:26pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:28am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:43pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:24pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 1:04am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 8:23am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 8:14pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 8:24pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 8:11pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:38am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 11:40pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 8:23am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 11:41pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 11:58pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:32am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:12pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:39pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:07pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:43pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 12:12am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:55am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:37am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 3:16am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 10:11pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:32pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:57am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 12:05am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 12:16am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:14am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:58am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 2:07am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:08pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:14pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 1:09am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:15am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 3:38am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:36am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:56am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 12:44am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 3:35am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:18pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:50pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:40pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:03am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:04am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:04am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:04am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:04am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:04am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:04am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:04am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 3:47am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:03am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:03am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:05am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:03am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:27am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:27am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:37am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 1:03am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 1:05am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 3:33am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 3:41am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:03am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:03am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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