⠄⠄⠁⣼⣷⣷⣴⣾⣶⣿⣾⣜⣾⡞⣼⣮⣶⡀⡀⠄⡀
⠄⣀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣻⣿⢷⠽⡹⡎⣆⠄⠄
⢐⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡕⠅⠂⢈⡪⡪⣂⠄
⠨⣺⡳⣿⢿⣿⣿⢿⢿⣿⡿⢿⠁⠁⠄⠄⢀⢿⢏⠆⠁
⢐⠬⠄⠂⠄⠄⠄⠈⠨⡲⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡱⣇⠇⢐
⠨⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣾⣿⣦⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡜⣜⢌⠄
⠈⣷⡣⢤⣠⣤⢾⣺⣿⣿⣿⣵⣴⣠⣤⡸⡶⣟⢕⠡⡈
⠐⢐⠁⣗⡿⣿⡧⠎⠻⢿⠝⠷⢽⣿⣿⣾⡽⠄⢁⢇⢅
⠄⠂⠌⡋⣩⣾⣗⣦⣢⣱⣴⣷⣾⣿⡽⢿⡑⠄⢐⢌⠐
⠄⠂⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⠉⠁⡉⡈⠉⠚⠛⠛⠂⠄⠄⡰⡁⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⢀⢀⣀⢄⣅⢂⡁⠄⠄⠄⡠⡃⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⡀⠄⣾⣾⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡶⠄⠠⠒⠅⢀⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢘⢙⢻⢸⠱⠕⡁⠂⠈⠠⠁⡀⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠁⡠⠈⠈⡄⠌⠄⠄⠄

Made my ear drums bleed, overall great experience

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠈⠉⠙⠻⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⠇⠀⢀⣴⣶⡾⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⣀⣀⣸⡿⠀⠀⢸⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⣾⡟⠛⣿⡇⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣤⣤⣤⣤⣶⣶⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀
⢀⣿⠀⢀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⢴⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣆
⢸⣿⠀⢸⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⣀⣠⣴⣾⣮⣝⠿⠿⠿⣻⡟
⢸⣿⠀⠘⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠉⠀
⠸⣿⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠻⣷⣶⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⢠⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣛⣛⣻⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣀⣀⣀⣼⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⡿

⠳⣌⢢⣀⣀⣀⣣⣀⣠⠤⡆⠀⠐⢚⣏⡩⢴⠋⢈⠟⣫⠟⠁
⠀⠀⠉⠛⠛⠻⢮⣮⠙⠛⢻⣛⠭⢿⠒⢊⠏⢉⣯⠟⠁⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢱⡎⢹⣀⠤⡖⠒⣸⣵⣾⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡗⠉⢀⣠⣧⣾⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡧⢺⣡⣾⣿⠿⡛⠛⣉⣩⣷⣄⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣡⣼⢯⡡⠔⠊⢩⠁⠀⠀⡎⢹⡀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⢃⠎⠱⡀⢀⡨⡦⠀⢒⠳⣄⡇⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⠿⢻⢇⣀⣤⣾⣇⡀⢹⠀⣸⡴⢾⡇⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⢀⠇⣰⠏⠁⠀⠈⠻⣶⣓⣿⠁⠀⡇⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⢸⡑⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⠏⢨⠙⢧⣠⡇⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⡄⢧⣿⣆⣠⣴⢿⠛⠒⢼⠔⢹⡿⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠦⣘⠛⢫⡴⠁⢀⣀⣎⡤⠞⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠓⠒⠐⠒⠊⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣀⣀⣄⣄⣤⣠⣀⣀
⠄⠄⠄⡀⣔⣶⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣀
⠄⢀⢆⡯⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣀
⠄⡎⣎⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⢻⣙⢍⢭⢩⢋⠿⢿⣿⣿⣦
⠅⡎⣞⡾⣿⣿⣿⣿⢯⢏⢞⠸⠢⡹⣮⣷⣕⣗⣕⠹⣿⣿⣇
⢁⠪⡪⣟⣽⣻⢿⣽⢣⡃⡇⣏⢧⠕⠘⠻⢯⢱⡲⢝⠹⣿⣿
⠠⢑⠹⡸⣺⢞⣟⣗⢕⢕⢵⠬⡻⡀⠄⠄⢐⣕⢾⢜⠌⣿⣿
⠐⠠⠑⡍⡮⢯⣳⡻⡜⡌⢎⢢⠫⡲⣒⢔⢳⢺⡱⡱⣱⣿⣿
⠄⢁⠁⡂⠕⢕⢕⢽⠵⣕⢱⢱⠱⡱⡱⡱⢰⢑⠕⣕⣿⣿⠇
⠈⡀⠐⠠⠈⡂⠕⢕⠝⡎⡗⡎⣎⢆⡣⣣⣱⣼⡾⣿⣿⠋
⠄⠄⠌⡀⢂⠠⠁⡂⡑⠅⠇⡇⢗⢝⢽⢕⣟⢾⢽⠛
⠄⠄⠄⠈⠠⠂⢄⠄⡐⢈⠐⠨⠨⢈⢊⠪⠘⠈

hi

i gots problem wif u

Went to his house, sat down and watched Spongebob.
20 minutes in and he hands me a drink.
I drink it and think nothing of it.
Get really sleepy and want to go home about 5 minutes later.
He grabs me and drags me upstairs.
I can't move.
Last thing I remember is being thrown on a bed.
Woke up next day not being able to walk properly.
8/10 Spongebob was good.
+rep would go again

⣿⣿⣿⣿⢋⢐⢔⣴⣬⣕⣔⣌⣬⣩⡹⣛⣛⢻⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡿⠇⢔⢡⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣟⣷⣶⢧⣮⣍⣝⢻⢿⣿
⣿⠟⡑⢅⠕⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠟⢻⣿⣶⠊
⡏⢌⢌⠢⡡⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⢸⣿⡇⠄
⠨⡂⠆⠕⢌⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⠧⠾⢛⣭⣴
⠨⡂⠕⢅⠕⡸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⡿⠿⢟⢛⠫⡋⢅⠕⡐⠔⡰⣿⣿⣿⣿
⡑⢌⠪⡐⢬⢢⢩⢙⢍⠍⢕⢑⠰⡈⡢⡑⢅⠢⡑⢌⠢⡑⢌⢊⠆⣹⣿⣿⣿
⡨⢂⠕⡨⢂⢅⢃⠇⢧⢹⡸⡸⣘⣒⢲⢸⢰⢱⢸⢰⢱⡘⡜⡔⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣶⣕⡨⢂⠆⢕⠨⡂⢆⠪⡘⢌⢊⠪⡊⡚⠜⡊⡪⢊⠜⡨⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠉⠛⠿⢿⣷⣷⣥⣎⣔⡡⡊⢌⠢⢡⢑⠌⡌⢌⠢⡊⢔⣡⠂⠈⠉⠿⣿⣿⣿
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠉⠛⠿⣿⠉⠄⠄⠄⢀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⠹⣿

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_____░▒▓██ ♥♥ Send to all your friends that hold a piece of your heart!! ♥♥

After a good game in Mordhau, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great kills and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for some Mordhau. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.