Hee, hee! I can be a jerk and no one can stop me!

-- Homer Simpson
Itchy & Scratchy Land
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...I don't care for the term 'mechanistic'. The word 'cybernetic' is a lot
more apropos. The mechanistic world-view is falling further and further behind
the real world where even simple systems can produce the most marvellous
chaos.
-- Peter da Silva
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TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.
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After years of research, scientists recently reported that there is,
indeed, arroz in Spanish Harlem.
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I'm a GENIUS! I want to dispute sentence structure with SUSAN SONTAG!!
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management, n.:
The art of getting other people to do all the work.
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[Peter tries to get a gay photo of Luke Perry]
Peter: Oh, jeez, I spilled wine all over your shirt. You know what's good for getting stains out? Sex with another man.
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