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So there I was. Under my bedsheets comfortable and I had some 3.9 star hentai on and then suddenly, I just hear 6 shots.
Now, at first I just thought they were fireworks because its nearing the fourth of July. So I just kept on wanking but as soon as I was near the end if my session, I hear 3 more REALLY loud shots causing my erection to dissapear.
Now, at this point I was just pissed off because some random guy just happened to launch fireworks mid-nut. So I look out my window and see some dude runnin with a gun in his hand and another man running away from him.
Needless to say, I noped my ass back to bed and am trying to get another erection.
TLDR; ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ guns ruined my hentai
But the moment I heard about it—the Wuhan flu; it’s also the Wuhan, or WuHAAN—that’s a city in China. Many people don’t know that. But the moment I heard about this Chinese flu, I ordered a test. And it’s an amazing test. We do better testing than anywhere in the world. Some say the Germans have the best tests, but they don’t. Our tests are even better.
So you’re positive for the Corona. But you’ll be fine. Totally fine. You might think you’re going to die—and everybody does die, eventually. But you’ll be fine. You feel fine, right? You won’t need a ventilator. There are no ventilators—but you won’t need one.
The virus gets into your lungs, which is where you breathe. But you have two of them. Some say you have a spare. Some people only have one lung. It’s true. But I don’t talk about spares. I always want both. Given a choice, I want two lungs.
So I’ve asked nurse—what’s your name, Nancy?—I’ve asked nurse Nancy to keep you comfortable. And Nancy is one of our finest nurses. I mean, just look at her. Incredible, right? Nancy, you’re really incredible. You’re not afraid of Corona, are you, the Chinese Plague? I didn’t think so. Nancy will bring you whatever you need. And if you start coughing, do that into your elbow, so you don’t make a mess. Okay, you’re doing great. I’ll see you later.
I thought it was strange how the Russo Brothers decided to render Thanos’ erect penis in such vivid detail. The veins were so perfectly done I couldn’t even tell his ♥♥♥♥ wasn’t real.
Another thing I found weird was when Black Panther broke the fourth wall and gave the audience the n-word pass. I did appreciate it, but it would feel more in place in a Deadpool movie.
Overall, it was still excellent, but I think that they definitely need to reconsider some things.
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So, what you are saying is that you are inside of another man.
Why yes, I suppose you can say that.
But Mr. Trump wouldn’t that make you GAY?!
NO, THIS CAN'T BE
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Well boys we did it, racism is no more.
Hello Skipper.
Mr. Obama what are you doing here?
I came to thank you for your great service to this country.
No Thanks necessary Mr. Obama.
As a token of my gratitude, I’d like to give you the N word pass.
Mr. Obama it is an honor to call you
MY ♥♥♥♥♥.
And as to you old friend.
*Screams
Skipper my son, you wouldn’t let me die, would you?
Shut up cracker.
Hey Kowalski who’s that guy in front of us rising out of the water?
It is I Barack Obama.
Mr. Obama what are you doing here?
I have come to exact my revenge on you penguins for allowing my wife to die at the hands of Donald Trump
But Mr. Obama we’ve done everything we could!
I’ve already made up my mind.
Mr. Obama don’t do it! This won’t bring Michelle back!
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*Screams
*Plane crash
*Explosion
Skippers Log #32 Barack Obama has struck us out of the sky by saying the N word.
It just doesn’t make sense skipper, Obama would never say the N word.
I don’t understand it either Kowalski, but some things you just got to live with. Unless! Donald Trump I’ve should have known it was you!!
THAT’S RACSIST YOU CANT SAY THE N WORD!!!!
Mrs. Obama I’ve done it, I’ve stopped racism.
Thank you Skipper now I am free to roam this earth.
Not if I have anything to say about it, and I do!! I’m gonna say the N word!!!
MRS. OBAMA GET DOWN!
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Mrs. Obama where are you, are you ok?
She is no longer with us Skipper, and with her death I am finally free to say the N word whenever I want.
Not if I have anything to say about it Trump, and I do. Prepare for my Civil Rights Beam.
*Beam sound effect
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*Screams
Skipper my son, you wouldn’t let me die, would you?
Shut up cracker.
Hey Kowalski who’s that guy in front of us rising out of the water?
It is I Barack Obama.
Mr. Obama what are you doing here?
I have come to exact my revenge on you penguins for allowing my wife to die at the hands of Donald Trump
But Mr. Obama we’ve done everything we could!
I’ve already made up my mind.
And we‘re only 14. She shouldn‘t have to know what it feels to have your heart broken. Instead of telling her I loved her that night after the game, I was standing behind the bleachers kissing another girl. Every night you ask me why I vape when I snap you, why I do that ♥♥♥♥ to my body. I feel like it‘ll take the pain away. But the nic only lasts 10 minutes long. I get dizzy. Then I remember what I did to her.
That boy you like. I hope you get him. And I hope he's nothing like me. Because god I don't want you dating someone like me. Girls aren‘t toys yet boys like me still play them.
Good girls fall for douchey guys and we lead them on because we don't realize what we have until we lose it
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