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50 Words for ♥♥♥

Wiggly Chaps

Gulliver’s Hangtime

Soup De Jour

Wet Fireworks

Stiffy Spit

Pregnancy Starter Kit

Lovely Glue

Ben

Emergency Rations

Pink Puppet Puke

Hidden Serpents

Vitamin D

Annexation Force

Hnnnnggg Squeezy Out

Knacker Excrement

♥♥♥♥♥’s Moisturiser

Krispy Kreme

Heavenly Pumps

Cyka Splyat

Power Of Greyskull

Squirming Worms

Wank Pus

Body Gum

Pearl Jam

Sean’s Beans

Penny-Pincher’s Ranch

Inconvenient Truth

Peepier-mâché

Ethical Protein

Forbidden Smoothie

Plebeian Garum

Kellogg’s Dismay

Party Favours

Hellish Life Pre-Order

Squelching Tommies

Jai Ho!

Penile Polyps

Lil Mans

Battle Group

Nation’s Pride

Nummy Lumps

Astral Projection

Primordial Goop

Old Betty’s Tears

White White Wee Wee

Second Circle Twirlers

Mommy’s Little Helper

Flesh Gat Slugs

Zyklon C

Schlong Dung

Coom

50 MORE Words For ♥♥♥

Semen

Skeet

Ejaculate

Seed

Baby Bullets

Spaff

Brogurt

Wango Chutney

Child Syrup

Monkey Squeal

Stately Arrival

Yabba Dabba Goo

Man Sap

Forwards Diarrhoea

Smutty Putty

Excitement Spurt

Slimy Milk

Adult Snow Cone

Lè Creme De Lê Pepe

Sk8r Bois

Back Alley Toothpaste

Snotgun Blast

Tom Collins Mix

The Purist’s Medium

Putrid Dong Leak

Flava Flav

Plonker Plops

Future Abortion

Uphill Swimmers

Pale Hollandaise

No-Eyed Monsters

Bruh Moment

Ejaculus In Extremis

Daddy Paste

Scrum-diddly-umptious Filling

Chicken Jerklets

Primal Cream

Der Ficksteinschleim

Hanger Snakes

Damp Squidge

Tiny Tadpoles

Sex Water

Powder Paint

Eugene’s Indiscretion

Purity Control

Guyser Eruption

The Phunk

Ice Ketchup

Osculum Satanum

Bellend Fruit

Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank dvd. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the dvd, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken dvd over and realized that it was not a blank dvd, but a copy of the movie UP.

My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (cocaine) into the country. I (12M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack (9/11)