𝐇𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤-𝐞𝐧𝐝 !

sex

Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

🥗 * 🐳 * 🍖 * 📗 * 🚕 * 💛 * 🏀 * 🍆 * 🎄 * 🚙 * 📘 * 🐠 * 📒 * 🎁 * 🚗 * 🍧
ㅤ* Late one evening, a man is watching television when his phone rings. "Hello?" he answers. "Is that 77777?" sounds a desperate voice on other end of the phone. "Er, yes it is", replies the man puzzled. "Thank goodness!" cries the caller relieved. "Can you ring 999 for me? I've got my finger stuck in the number seven."
ㅤ* Love your enemies. Just in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of jerks.
ㅤ* Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.
🥒 * 👳 * 🌂 * 🚘 * ⛳ * 👽 * ⚡ * 🌏 * 📕 * 🐟 * 🌽 * 🌋 * 🌳 * 🍇 * 🐝 * 🕺

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers*

i love u

happy birthday

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