Baron 最近的評論

Chinese Cartoon World War 2 in which not Belgium fights off not Germany. Marina is best girl. 10/10

Game is bretty gud 10/10 stealth game in a genre that has been neutered with a spade recently. Ignore complaints about combat/platforming the people making those are casuals who were babbified by asscreed. You wanna choose Goblin difficulty for the best experience.

Like this but in game form:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owI7DOeO_yg

The Good:
-Game is functional and has little completely FUBARness like wolves climbing ladders.

The Bad:
-AI cheats up the wazoo, but is not actually more challenging
-The graphics. The game only barely looks better than Stronghold 2, a game released in 2004. The models are off proportion and rather amateurish, and the art ranges from passable to horrid.
-Random events negatively impact your popularity. Who honestly thought this was a good idea?
-No real innovation. The only new things here are the Templar Sergeant, the Slave Driver, the Arabian equivalent of the Crusader Knight, that stupid ass dude with the dreadlocks, the War Wolf (which is just a catapult with more HP) and the Hussite Clown Car. Weather is new, but it serves no purpose other than to hinder progress.
-No collision detection in an RTS. As a result, melee fights degenerate into blobs of stacked units flailing about.
-The UI. Why whoever designed the UI chose to ignore the perfectly sensible UI seen in the first two games and decide that the best solution would be spread all relevant information to the far corners of the screen is anyone's guess.
-The game is missing quite a few things from the first(Siege Towers, etc)

Conclusion:
This game is bad buy Stronghold Crusader HD

like empire earth but good

i get to make shrek and jesus fight each other in this game 11/10

it's a bit like being in the army

caaaaaan't place that there milord

the video game equivalent of tearing out your kidneys using a power drill coated in bleach then dunking your head into a vat of boiling tar before gouging your eyes out with a fork