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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 3:06am

Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2016 @ 1:41am

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 4:11am

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 4:23am

Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2016 @ 1:57am

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 10:27pm

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 3:39am

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2016 @ 9:48pm

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 10:08pm

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 11:23am

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2016 @ 1:48am

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2016 @ 9:58pm

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 3:34am

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2016 @ 10:18pm

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2016 @ 11:36am

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 10:53am

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2016 @ 1:55am

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 10:53am

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2016 @ 11:50am

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 2:50am

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 2:54am

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 2:57am

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2016 @ 8:03am

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2016 @ 8:03am

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2016 @ 8:03am

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2016 @ 8:03am

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2016 @ 8:08am

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2016 @ 11:08am

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2016 @ 2:37am

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 10:53am

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2016 @ 8:11am

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 11:18pm

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 10:53am

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2016 @ 11:30pm

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2016 @ 8:00am

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2016 @ 12:55pm

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2016 @ 11:36am

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 12:26pm

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 4:01am

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 11:23am

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 11:11pm

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2016 @ 11:49am

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 10:38pm

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 3:40am

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 3:57am

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2016 @ 8:32am

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2016 @ 10:07pm

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2016 @ 8:17am

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2016 @ 8:45am

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 11:18pm

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2016 @ 2:33am

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2016 @ 2:33am

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2016 @ 2:38am

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2016 @ 2:38am

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2016 @ 8:53am

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2016 @ 8:55am

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2016 @ 2:32am

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 10:53am

Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 11:04am

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2017 @ 10:57am

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 11:26am

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 10:52am

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 10:45am

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 10:53am

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2017 @ 10:57am

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2017 @ 12:07pm

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2017 @ 11:58am

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2017 @ 12:03pm



Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.

Go For The Optics!

Perform

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.