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Strangers of kinodise>>>> your favorite game
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I shall quote my good friend The Punk Buster on Steam for this review as his words are always true.

On this blessed day I shall bestow upon you the knowledge within the Five Heavenly Tru(thNu)kes.
TRUKE 1: Tomonobu Itagaki is a game design genius.
TRUKE 2: Dead or Alive 5's art style change was an attack on handsome young men (see: Elliot, Ein/Hayate).
TRUKE 3: Devil's Third was a good game.
TRUKE 4: Adding random new meters is the most boring and safe way to "innovate" on a fighting game.
TRUKE 5: DOA6 is worse than DOA5 in every way.
BONUS TRUKE: Modern Team Ninja HATES nunchaku. Notice how the last time we received a (new) nunchaku weapon was Ninja Gaiden 2 (2008), released exclusively for Mircosoft's Xbox 360, and now playable via backwards compatibility on Xbox One and Series consoles. Nioh? Chaku-less. Nioh 2? Chaku-less. Stranger of Kinodise? Chaku-less. Wo Long? Chaku-less. Rise of Ronin? Well nobody played that but I assume it's chaku-less.
Q: What can be derived from these divine insights?
A: DOA6 is an okay game, even a good one if you've never played DOA before. On PC it at least has lobbies and the same stages as consoles, which wasn't true for 5 (which would be very easy to recommend if it weren't for that). If you download DOA6 for free and get a DLC character, you'll probably have a good time. But it's just a very tame entry in a series that used to be bold and innovative. Unfortunately for DOA6, I have no other place to expose modern Team Ninja for their chaku-hating ways. And for that reason, Dead or Alive 6 gets a firm THUMBS DOWN with a badass seal of approval.
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This "guide" started out as a text dump where I wrote down notes about this game's story and my interpretations, including some open questions for when I might revisit this game at some time. But I thought that these notes might be helpful to some other pe
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BigBossNT 15.11.2024 klo 10.57 
I will NEVER vc with you again, meatball.
meatball 15.11.2024 klo 10.51 
-rep bot
jobi 23.10.2024 klo 18.24 
I will NEVER vc with you again, bigbossnutsweat.
Tito Sneed 23.10.2024 klo 18.07 
I will NEVER vc with you again, bigbossnutsweat.
BigBossNT 21.10.2024 klo 12.16 
crying rn