i'm not a boomer. i am not a boomer. do not f ucking call me a boomer ever again. i am quite honestly one of the least boomer people you have ever met. i make jokes about depression, mad f ucking f ucked depression. i am not boomer. i am not a boomer. stop saying i am a boomer. if you were a boomer, i would have probably already punched the s hit out of you by now, but fortunately you are a zoomer whose body remained un-touched by my fat, meaty, fists because i am not a boomer. if i was a boomer though, you would find my jackhammer pounding your face with my fists. luckily for you, i am not a boomer, and you will have your virgin face remain unpounded ad infinitum. actually, it seems to me like you are the boomer here. you are a boomer, not me. i am not a boomer, and i will never be. if i was ever a boomer in a past life (which i wasn't), i would be killing myself right now, that is how boomer i am not.

-rep its all slander

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