Recent reviews by пенис маленький

i want steam 2019 award

its just galaga. f u c k did you expect from this !

fun

Yet Another Zombie Defense is not your average zombie game. In this game you can play with a bunch of friends and you have to survive rounds and each round you get cash to upgrade your base. There are other modes such as endless where you try to survive as long as you can and also online. This game is amazing because you can spend hours playing this game with your friends and nto even know it. This game is $0.99 and it comes with easy achievements and trading cards so if you just play it a bunch you can get your money back!

I would rate this game a 7/10

Zup! 2... I like to think of Zup! 2 has Zup!'s bigger brother because it gives the Zup! games a brand new feel because it is not a square and it is a circle. Everybody says this game is bad but I say not because I got a lot of enjoyment out of this game even though it is a very quick game you could play it a few times over. Also it does make your profile look a lot cooler.

I would rate this game 7/10

Zup! 3...
If you liked the Zup franchise you are going to love this game the most. It is just as easy as the other Zup! games. Same way how to play, more achievements, fast achievements, cheap, and FUN. This game has no replay value but if you are one of those people who want to make your steam profile look cool this is the game because this game gives you 1700+ achievements for only 99 cents... and a perfect game in less than an hour. Well less than an hour if you have already played the zup games and know how to do everything super fast. If you are new to the Zup! games it will take from 1 hour - 2 hours, not that much time for a game that is giving you 1700+ steam achievements right?! So in conclusion I think you should get this game if you like puzzels pr just want to make your steam account look better than other people and brag that you have a master in a game and they don't.

Hope ya profile is dank -TurtleCow

Zup!
The games known for easy steam achievements. But... this game is also a really good way to just chill if you like puzzels because they have just as much fun after you beat the game one time. Also the dev announced Zup 3! so that is going to be amazing!

(Reviewing this game is kind of hard because it is such a small game but it is worth it if you just want to have some chill time after work and you like puzzles) - TurtleCow

Rocket League...
This is the game that keeps me coming back because there is never something not to do. I love how they are adding other game modes and letting us try new map styles in case we don't like them. And I love how the crate system works, it just works perfectly and gives you amazing decals, wheels, cars, etc. Also the frequent updates that comes out with new maps, cars, and crates just make me want to play more to get those new items or just look at the beauty of the new map. Another thing is if you just have 5-15 minutes that is enough time to play 3 Rocket League games! Finnaly if you just want to mess around with your friends or just want to chill and hangout but still play a game this is the game for you. :)

See you on the playing field - TurtleCow

Ughhh... I hate to say this stuff about my beloved game but it has to be done. So if you are a person that can not handle getting flamed every other game because of your skill DO NOT PLAY THIS. I REPEAT DO NOT PLAY THIS. Also this community is super toxic and people will attempt to scam you all the time. DO NOT fall for it.

Now that I got that out of the way I can talk about Valve. So Valve can be the best people in the world for instance them making the new Inferno but they can also ♥♥♥♥ with you by releasing the R8 completely OP. But Valve is starting to fix their ways by fixing them for instance them making an update that fixed the friends list and the R8 and Negev. (Also new operation please)

So my experience in CS:GO has been bumpy. I have met some of my best friends in this game but I have also met bad people who have scammed me. But once I got used to everybody trying to scam me I just stopped responding to them, also if someone is flaming you don't let it get to you because it will get you down and want to throw (DO NOT DO THIS IT JUST RUINS THE GAME FOR EVERYONE ELSE)

Great Game!
If you are a batman fan you will love this.This game can be really addicting i spent 2 days playing this nonstop...