BOI if you ever try me again, we will fight

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Girl: do u want me to be with you forever ?
Boy: NO
Girl: Do u like me ?
Boy: NO
Girl: would u cry if I walked away ?
Boy: NO
the boy grabbed her arm and said
Boy: I don't want to be with you forever ....... I need you forever , I don't like you I LOVE YOU !! , i wouldn't cry if you walked away......... I would DIE !!
(boy whispers) stay with me..
(girl whispers) I will...
Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you.
Something good will happen to you between 1-4 pm.
Tomorrow it could be anywhere !
Get ready for the shock of your life
If you don't post this into 5 other comments..... You will have relationship problems for the next 10 years