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41 of 42 (98%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:50pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 12:24am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 1:09am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:38pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 1:06am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:57pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 1:08am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 12:00am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 12:57am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 1:19am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 1:05am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 9:10pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 9:27pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 10:25pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 10:53pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 11:11pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 11:39pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 12:06am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 10:06pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2020 @ 2:06am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 11:38pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2020 @ 1:54am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2020 @ 1:57am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 12:13am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 1:44am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 2:09am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 12:11am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 12:44am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 12:48am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 12:06am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 12:28am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 12:34am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 9:18pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 10:07pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 12:10am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 10:46pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 12:21am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 1:48am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2020 @ 1:50am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2020 @ 2:09am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2020 @ 3:41am



Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.