Hardened, grizzled, veteran gamer. Survivor of the 8-bit Wars, decorated hero of the 16-bit Wars, graduate of the SNES Street Fighter Academy, fervent convert to PCs. Former deity, time traveler, barbarian warrior, city mayor, space fighter pilot, mutant creature, king, tyrant, champion, merchant, thief, alien, cop, pirate, spice trader, cyber punk, CEO of Ruthless Corporation, delver of ancient ruins, denizen of ancient ruins, destroyer of worlds, eradicator of species, savior of civilizations, explorer, colonizer, resistance fighter, spy, saboteur, martial arts master, cyborg, special ops, borderline psychopathic vigilante, space marine, Elf, Dwarf, Orc(k), hacker, architect, gangster, dungeon keeper, shipping magnate, moon explorer, caped crusader, dragon slayer, mine-crafter, jedi, imperial, galactic overlord, plucky underdog, rally driver, stunt racer, ghost-buster, UFO hunter, monster hunter, phat loot hunter, mining tycoon, railroad tycoon, Mars tycoon, apocalypse survivor, wasteland wanderer, average human being... And you?