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As someone who has played Chivalry 1, Mordhau and chivalry 2 I cannot recommend this game.

There are so many issues with this game it isn't even funny.

- Game is incredibly unbalanced, Abusing op mechanics, poor netcode and maps lacking polish is annoying for new and old players.
*Trigger warning*
- Flaming Chicken
- Flaming Log
- Barrel Throwing (Was "Fixed" at one point but was reverted)
- Gamble swings
- Kicking is a worthless mechanic
- You can hold block for up to 25 seconds
- Map geometry sucks. You get caught on pebbles, stairs and invisible walls
- Some walls can be swung through and some cannot (Inconsistent)
- Horses (If you have played the game, you know how bad this is)
- Chamber (Counter) Spam
- Game lacks any sort of innitiative

Don't buy no more room in hell 2

FYI, The "Free" aspect of the game is not referring to the amount of debt that hangs on your soul. I will never play this game again. See you next update :(

10/10, Best game. Would recommend even though the servers are dead and you wont actually be able to make it into a game.

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It's fun to make ships with a 20/1 thrust to weight so that the pilot gets g,locked before slamming into the enemy cruiser at mach 5.

Only thing I wish is that you could launch nukes during battle. That way I can more effectively sacrifice my men.

Played a ton at release on the XBOX, bought it again on PC cause it was just that good. Hardcore is the only way to go.

Only downside is 2042 is related to this Gem

Battlefield 20-42 fps
Don’t be sad, this is just how it works out sometimes.


I unfortunately preordered the ultimate edition so desperately wanting a new battlefield game. I honestly had a lot of fun for the first while having the thought that things would get better. A lot of battlefield games have all sorts of issues at launch but EA and Dice have shown that they do not care, we gave them our money and they do not have any plans as of right now to improve their game. I don't think there is any recovering from this mistake.

Pros
- Its a battlefield game
- Portal (Sometimes)
- The failure of this game brought more people over to BF4 and boosted player count
- Murdering countless people with OP vehicles (Could be a Con if you don't know what a steering wheel is)
- Can be fun with friends

Cons
- Specialists which provide 0 incentive to work with your team
- Game just sometimes doesn't launch for people
- Hit Reg is awful, bullets just go straight through people with no affect
- No ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Score board? This is just stupid.
- No voip
- Game did not launch with a battle pass which was offered with the 1 year pass on ultimate edition (time is ticking
for
those who bough gold or ultimate edition).
- EA
- Clunky animations (When assassinating some one lying down, you first stand them up, stop, then knife them)
- 109 bucks for a broken game
- Less overall guns in 2042 than there were number of pistols in bf4
- 1 meta gun at all times, use it or go neg KD
- Random collision with vehicles, flipping your tank or 1 shotting your aircraft
- Cringe voice lines
- portal XP capped so you have to play official games to earn XP
- game will not be fixed
- ♥♥♥♥♥♥ servers
- cannot land aircraft outside of the map, there is no ground hitbox out of the map so you just fall through
- Unfulfilled promises around every corner

Hands down one of the worst games i have ever played. so many bugs and glitches, I love it. It's so bad but so good. There is nothing like having your friend look over at you when you break your legs and half your health while standing still. Nothing like having you and your friends drive your trucks on the bottom of a lake. Staying up till 3am climbing deshong tower, every level taking more of your sanity. The game is so predictable until the floor breaks underneath you and your legs break as you get swarmed. I love how much I hate this game but I cant stop. Help

Why the hell doesn't valve make games anymore, this is the best game I have ever played and I want more. Portal 3 please. SPAAAAAAACCEEEEE

I don't know why I waited so long to play this game. I don't know why valve doesn't make games anymore :( Favorite game ever.

It is an extremely rare occasion when I find an amazing game and even rarer when I make a review for one. Very good game although Sad that when you get scared out of your mind you can't drink the bleach. 10/10

Say goodbye to your friends for a while when you start and don't forget to hug your little swimming babies when you finish.