ПОД ПИВАС's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2019 @ 6:13am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 29 Apr, 2019 @ 1:16am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 29 Apr, 2019 @ 1:07am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 29 Apr, 2019 @ 1:47am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 29 Apr, 2019 @ 2:08am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 29 Apr, 2019 @ 4:16am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 3 May, 2019 @ 3:44am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2019 @ 11:18pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2019 @ 1:43am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2019 @ 3:01am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2019 @ 10:20pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2019 @ 5:18am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2019 @ 1:40am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2019 @ 1:03am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 15 May, 2019 @ 4:00am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2019 @ 7:05am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2019 @ 10:08pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2019 @ 7:41am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2019 @ 10:11pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 29 Apr, 2019 @ 4:39am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 29 Apr, 2019 @ 1:18am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 29 Apr, 2019 @ 2:19am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 29 Apr, 2019 @ 1:06am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 29 Apr, 2019 @ 4:22am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2019 @ 9:25pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2019 @ 11:24pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2019 @ 9:36am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2019 @ 7:55am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2019 @ 12:33am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2019 @ 12:34am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2019 @ 6:53am

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2019 @ 7:54am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2019 @ 7:02am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2019 @ 1:56am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

25 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

14 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

6 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

2 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

0 / 3

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

24 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

1 / 30

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

19 / 30