No committee could ever come up with anything as revolutionary as a camel --
anything as practical and as perfectly designed to perform effectively under
such difficult conditions.
-- Laurence J. Peter
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Never, ever lie to someone you love unless you're absolutely sure they'll
never find out the truth.
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The finest eloquence is that which gets things done.
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In Corning, Iowa, it's a misdemeanor for a man to ask his wife to ride
in any motor vehicle.
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Perdita thought that not obeying rules was somehow *cool*. Agnes thought
that rules like "Don't fall into this huge pit of spikes" were there for a
purpose.
(Carpe Jugulum)
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"... And remember: if you don't like the news, go out and make some of
your own."
-- "Scoop" Nisker, KFOG radio reporter Preposterous Words
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Peter: [giving a speech running for school board] This is life so go and have a ball. Becaus

wow holy ♥♥♥♥ im trashed i just tried absinthe for the first time and now im gonna play cs go ♥♥♥♥ help me

GOOD MEME

do you even lift?

CSGO KNIFE EXPLOIT! Make sure to use it before it gets hotfixed!!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6kpIlIPojE

see you at sterio ♥♥♥♥