"You're not a midget,
just shorter than the giant."
Dumbass Quotes
"It's a dollar thirty eight outside." -RabbidTurtles 19th December 2016

"I'll seperate your ass cheeks with 7.62" -RabbidTurtles 29th December 2016

"Geometery, ♥♥♥♥♥." -KillaQueen 9th April 2017

"file//DShadowplay Vids/PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS/PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS 04.18.2017 - 14.09.38.01.mp4" -RabbidTurtles 19th April 2017

"You ruined my cream puff." -Snafu 9th May 2017

"I wish I could lucid dream so I could ♥♥♥♥ women!" -Nas 30th May 2017

( In bad German accent ) "Hello Ethan, let me suck your ♥♥♥♥." -DakotaMuffin 11th June 2017

( Gasps ) "Bubby, happy birthday! Oh, it's not your birthday. Go ♥♥♥♥ yourself!" -RabbidTurtles 9th July 2017

( Hits vape ) "It feels like my blood is itchy" -DakotaMuffin 26th August 2017

"I'm gonna drive my Del Sol so far up Blakes ass, he's gonna wish he didn't know what V-Tec was." -Thatyoshi G 29th October 2017

"There's only one option and both of them are cheating." -RabbidTurtles 5th January 2018

"I'm microwaving some ice cream right now." ( Why? ) "Because it's frozen!" -Thatyoshi G 24th March 2018

"Man, my tongue sucks ♥♥♥♥♥!" -KillaQueen 22nd April 2018

"I mean, you've got to make the wrong mistakes to make the right ones." -RabbidTurtles 16th September 2019

"If you can't ♥♥♥♥ em, ♥♥♥♥ em." -Shibby 27th September 2019

"If you're gonna climb your way to the roof, you might as well jump." -Loser 28th November 2019

"Sometimes I wish the sleep would never end. I don't like thinking." -Sakhaki 4th January 2020

"I wish my friends would play games with me." -Loser 22nd January 2020

"Y'all ever just hit that SQUHWOOOOOOOP" -Loser 26th June 2020

"My moms vagina was the best vagina in the world, until I came." -ThatYoshiG 14th July 2020

( Cricket chirps ) "You hear that owl?" -DakotaMuffin 2nd September 2020

"Is that a dildo over there?" "Yeah, that's mine. How did you know?" "Yeah, well I use the same one." -RabbidTurtles & KillaQueen 3rd September 2020

"I kind of want to start slavery. That'd be kind of cool." -RabbidTurtles 30th December 2020

"Imagine walking into a gay bar, getting sucked off and then saying 'wait, I'm not gay!'" -Wrath 10th April 2021

"I'm straight, not horny, and I'm very smart." -DakotaMuffin 27th March 2022

"Are you from Mississippi? Because you're the only miss whose piss I sip." -ZoolAid 23rd May 2022

"I'm a sharpshooter shidder. I can shid across the world." -Loser 16th September 2022

"I'm too self aware to be stupid." -RabbidTurtles 30th January 2023

"We went to the Moon and we met the Moon people, but we didn't get it on tape." -KillaQueen 13th December 2023