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But on the other hand, Illulu's booba flailing takes up half the screen so I'm gonna have to declare this a tie.
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE. REMEMBER ME BRRRRHU
I missed up
And now youre gone
Gary Im sorry I neglected you
Oh I never expected you to run away and leave me
Feeling this empty
Your meow right now would sound like music to me
Please come home cause I miss you Gary
Gary come home (Gary come home)
Gary come home (Gary come home)
Gary cant you see I was blind?
Ill do anything to change your mind
More than a pet youre my best friend
Too cool to forget
Come back because we are family and
Forgive me for making you want to roam
And now my heart is beating like the saddest metronome
Somewhere I hope youre reading
My latest three word poem
Gary come home (Gary come home)
Gary come home (Gary come home)
Gary come home (Gary come home)
Gary come home (Gary come home)
Oh
Gary come home
Gary come home
Gary wont you come home?
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Post this windmill on 5 other profiles to keep Steam properly air conditioned
Drop top
Spongebob still waiting at the bus stop.
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youve been visited by the fedora of mystery and autism! tip yours to 5 friends or you'll be haunted by the spirit of fashionable wear
I'm pressing E but I can't take over this bot
you warm benches for benchwarmers
Even Noah can't carry these animals.
(wins eco round) "Did you guys eco too?!
You are less helpful than Anne Frank's drum kit
When I die I want you to lower me into my grave so you can let me down one last time.
You should have been a handjob
How's the weather down there bro?
How do you turn the difficulty up on these bots?
yo dude, bottomfragger isn't really a player role...
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
Your Ping is Higher than your IQ.
Y'all should join IBP's team with that kind of throw.
Hope your career at Goodwill is going well for you!
If you were a CSGO match, your mother would have a 7day cooldown all the time, because she kept abandoning you.
Are you one of those special kids?
Go Amanda Todd yourself
I'm surprised you've got the brain power to keep your heart beating
You Polish ♥♥♥♥, Hitler should had killed your family
You must be russian, I smell your drunk mom
You define autism
Sell your computer and buy a Wii
WAKE IN THE MORNING WITH A FRESH BOWL OF MEMES
ONLY HAVE THE DANKEST OF MEMES
BECAUSE THEY CAUSE THE DANKEST OF DREAMS
DANKEST OF DREAMS ARE IMPORTANT IF YOU WANT THE DANKEST MEMES
then ♥♥♥ EAT, BREATHE, INJECT MEMES
WAKE IN THE MORNING WITH A FRESH BOWL OF MEMES
ONLY HAVE THE DANKEST OF MEMES
BECAUSE THEY CAUSE THE DANKEST OF DREAMS
DANKEST OF DREAMS ARE IMPORTANT IF YOU WANT THE DANKEST MEMES
then ♥♥♥ EAT, BREATHE, INJECT MEMES
WAKE IN THE MORNING WITH A FRESH BOWL OF MEMES
ONLY HAVE THE DANKEST OF MEMES
BECAUSE THEY CAUSE THE DANKEST OF DREAMS
DANKEST OF DREAMS ARE IMPORTANT IF YOU WANT THE DANKEST MEMES
then ♥♥♥ EAT, BREATHE, INJECT MEMES
WAKE IN THE MORNING WITH A FRESH BOWL OF MEMES
ONLY HAVE THE DANKEST OF MEMES
BECAUSE THEY CAUSE THE DANKEST OF DREAMS
DANKEST OF DREAMS ARE IMPORTANT IF YOU WANT THE DANKEST MEMES
then ♥♥♥
I loved Smite so much, I had all the skins and voicepacks
I pray to hirez every night before bed, thanking them for the game they have made.
“Smite is love” I say. “Smite is life”
My dad hears me and calls me a nerd
I knew he was just jealous of my obsession to smite
I called him a fat kumbha
He shuts off my computer and sends me to go to sleep
Im crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and its as cold as ymir’s freeze
An icy breeze moves towards me
I feel something touch me
Its Ymir
I am so happy
He whispers into my ear “This is my lane”
He grabs my laptop with his powerful glacier hands and opens up smite
I’m ready
I go into a conquest queue for Ymir
He changes it to league
The league matchmaking sucks, but i do it for Ymir
I start tearing as I see Zapman on the other team
I autoban all adc’s
I want to please Ymir
He roars a mighty roar as he sees Arachne as jungle
My dad walks in as the game starts
Ymir looks him straight in the eyes and says. “Ymir is here”
Ymir leaves through my window
Smite is love, Smite is Life
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You've been visited by the propane god, I tell you hwat. Copy and paste this to 5 of your friend's profiles, or Hank Hill will bring the pro-pain.
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Ingredients
3 tablespoons butter
1 1/2 cup flour
1 1/2 teaspoon baking powder
Pinch of salt
2 tablespoons sugar
1 1/2 cup milk
2 eggs
Directions
Preheat waffle iron and read manufacturer's instructions. Melt butter in microwave. In a large bowl, combine flour, baking powder, salt and sugar. In another bowl, beat together milk and eggs. Whisk liquid mixture into dry ingredients until just combined. Stir in melted butter. Brush hot waffle iron with butter. Spoon about 1/2 cup of batter onto iron and close to cook. This first waffle will be the tester. Cook waffle until golden brown.
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