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for you and me."
-- J. R. R. Tolkien
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Eli and Bessie went to sleep.
In the middle of the night, Bessie nudged Eli.
"Please be so kindly and close the window. It's cold outside!"
Half asleep, Eli murmured,
"Nu ... so if I'll close the window, will it be warm outside?"
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Government [is] an illusion the governed should not encourage.
-- John Updike, "Couples"
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"I'm gonna go build my own theme park... with blackjack and hookers! In
fact, forget the park!" -Bender
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I do not know where to find in any literature, whether ancient or modern,
any adequate account of that nature with which I am acquainted. Mythology
comes nearest to it of any.
-- Henry David Thoreau
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Leela: "He's crude and gross and he treats me like a slave."
Fry: "Then dump his one-eyed ass."
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