Day 1: All my starting companions are either asthmatic or fat, this is going to be a great playthrough.

Day 2: Bought a dog named Bull with some nice leather armour, let’s hope that keeps him alive.

Day 2.5: Bull died instantly, he charged right into the enemies’ spearwall and was disembowelled immediately.

Day 3: Added a short-sighted archer and a club-footed messenger to my party… I’m sure they will fit right in as long as they can stand the wheezing of my asthmatic frontliners.

Day 4: Bought a new dog named Teal, let’s hope he fares better than Bull did.

Day 5: Entered Teal in an underground dog-fighting competition, Teal ripped the eyes out of his opponent and then proceeded to cannibalize its corpse…

Day 5.5: I don’t feel comfortable around Teal anymore.

Day 6: My entire company was decimated by a bunch of half-naked greenskins, now all that's left of my party is Mr. Wheezy and Teal the homicidal dog, I think I better restart now.