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After a good game in CS2, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a CS2 LAN party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
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Add anti-cheat
Add landmines, medikits, parachutes, rocket launchers and vehicles
Add cl_smooth_criminal
Add cl_ragdolls
Add crossplay with Fortnite and Valorant
Add naked agents (males only)
Ban anime profiles
Ban award baiters
Ban everyone I report
Ban Mac users from Steam
Ban Intel and NVIDIA users too
Ban people who troll the announcements
Make cases drop every day
Make CS GO again
Make Gaben fire himself and make me CEO
Remove Dust 2
Use the EA launcher to start the game
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