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This is what you get when EA isnt involved in game developing

Even a Locomotive from the 19th century has a better engine than this ♥♥♥♥

Thats cool

Warmup:
Youll spawn on isolated island with these people:
1. That guy that picks all sniper rifles on loot tables and wont share with anyone
2. The german dudes looking for someone called Thomas and then 3-4 more squads joining to them and end up looking for Thomas together
3. That mentally ill kid proning on ground and shouting on surroundings "Im snake, follow me"
4. That dj having crowd around him jumping like imbecils
5. The ones trying to climb on top of plane (old map)
6. That girl getting surrounded by virgin gamers
7. The chinese guy screaming "China number 1"
8. The newbie guy getting ready for the dinner and start boosting his confidence by shouting loudly "Im the best"
Youll end up muting voice chat lack of ear problems

Getting ready to jump out of the plane:
You have made it through terrible warmup but still didnt mute voice chat, so youll end up meating these people:
1. That one russian listening to his favorite music in plane
2. Still some guys looking for Thomas
3. The kids talking to each other through ingame voice chat cause they still havent discovered teamspeak or other third party software
4. The dudes shouting at you "Jump at Military" or "Fight me at school"
5. The guys singing mans not hot song
6. The guys aruguing about who will get this time chicken dinner
7. The chinese guy screaming "China number 1" and arguing with taiwan guy that screams "Taiwan number 1" and both end up screaming at each other N words

The early game:
If you have made it through plane part then youll meet these type of guys:
1. The guys hunting newbies on school
2. The guys waiting for you to come to their apartment while hiding somewhere in corner with shotgun
3. The guys rushing you even when they know you have got the advantage in everything
4. The guys trying to punch you in the face while youre reloading your gun
5. The guys trying to survive on toilets while others are killing each other at school
6. The guys abusing voice chat so you wont hear anything

Mid game:
If you still havent quited the game after getting killed on the very start of the game then youll meet these ones:
1. The newbies without skill trying to get to the very end
2. The suicide guys with nades
3. The pro players killing you from 1000m with spray
4. The cheaters killing you from 1000m with spray
5. The guy camping in bush and getting lucky with circles
6. The guy who thinks hes great at game while playing TPP and waiting for you just by next corner
7. The guy whos sneaking on you in house
8. The guy again abusing voice chat
9. The guy who honks his car everytime they pass by squad

Last 10 alive:
If you have somehow made it to top 10 then youll met guys like:
1. The one having 15 nades in his pocket so he throws all of them around like nothing and youre feeling like its air strike again
2. The one smoking and rushing through
3. The guy who still drives car in last circle
4. The guy with ghillie acting like you cant see him
5. The all the time proned guy in the grass
6. The guy who thinks hes just like Rambo so he stands up while others are proned and immedietly getting killed
7. The guy who thinks he can kill you with just single hit with a pan and end up rushing you and losing the game

On the other hand, game is really great :) If you havent won this time, thats not a big deal, you might win next round :)