Recent reviews by your cool pal, an axolotl

Gamers? They love games like this. A proper send-up that puts a fine polish on Mario Kart-style racing to bring you battle racing that feels really good. (You'll be surprised how many send-ups from that one game are in this one!)

Fake gamers? Nah, they don't like this, since they're always bawling about one thing or another instead of gaming.

This is a classic platformer in the style of both Super Mario Bros. 3 and The Legend of the Mystical Ninja and possesses two of the most important qualities from said game: you can jump while ducking, and you can slide on your butt down hills to pick up incredible amounts of speed.

This game is very charming and sweet and comes highly recommended if you like to run, jump, and fall in love with the setting.

I have absolutely no idea what took place between the last beta and the launch of the game, but performance has gone from absolutely stellar to crawling and stuttering.

I cannot in good faith recommend this game until Fatshark turns off what they turned on, since it seems to be affecting all cards, including RTX-supporting cards.

This.

This is the greatest game you've never played. In its heydey, you could find thousands of people duking it out in carefully-tailored zones that gave no ♥♥♥♥ or apology if you ate ♥♥♥♥. If you died, you only had yourself to blame; you probably shot one too many bullets, tried to burn out and got found, or got your positioning wrong.

It's a damn shame this game doesn't get more folks nowadays, because it was optimized for dial-up modems. With the high-speed everyone has nowadays, this is the most breakneck you can get with people in an old game. Give it a try! Hell, I'd like to give it a try and have someone to play with.