Recent reviews by faber ﻐ

better than the original in every way except the paperclips holding the game together are stretched a little further maybe. should have been able to saber switch natively

got dam

i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate this game

every level wants you to do something impossible but apparently there's a lot of impossible to go around

nice portals again

go fast zoooooooooommm

cool, instructional, historical game about finland in '95. if you want to spend 21 hours building a car before you can even start it and then it instantly explodes, then another seven hours to get it tuned to be able to shift into first gear, and then once you hit second gear you crash it, flip, die, and have to restart your entire game, maybe think twice about your decisions, but this would be that game. i played this game like a car sim because it is one, and learned a lot about cars that will stay with me forever, but paying attention to the historical accuracy of finland in 1995, i also learned a lot about myself. 10/10 would drink and drive again

the worst part about trying to survive the mindkill is breaking your legs and running away from 5 drones while trying to reload the worst gun ever, the best part is finding floppy disks for some loosely related short stories that are very close to making sense. definitely recommend this game to anyone who likes shooting themselves in the leg with glocks, but be aware that there's some kind of endless hell of finding 5 tapes over and over and over and over again until you wake up or die trying

are you ready to go on an adventure? because i wasn't so i didn't play it until i did