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Recent reviews by AXELITODEGUATE

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100.3 hrs on record
Mark the calendar boys, Cinco de mayo is a whole new celebration. The day we ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stopped the greedy corporation and free ourselves from the corpo demands. FOR DEMOCRACY!!!!
Posted 4 May. Last edited 5 May.
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43.8 hrs on record (12.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Escape from Call of Battlefield, Unturned edition.
Posted 3 July, 2023.
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379.7 hrs on record (152.1 hrs at review time)
COD 2019 2
Posted 4 March, 2023.
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66.0 hrs on record (39.9 hrs at review time)
Waited 15+ Years to play the Halo saga games, since i don't own an xbox since the original black one.... best purchase ever
Posted 29 November, 2020.
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3 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
519.6 hrs on record (167.1 hrs at review time)
1. I'ts NOT a Minecraft rip off, its better than that lego simulator.
2. loot? yep.
3. Cthutlhu? Yep.
4. Rage? Maybe

YOU CAN RIDE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PONY WHILE SHOOTING OUT RAINBOWS FROM A BOOK FOR ♥♥♥♥ SAKE!

(It's a great game, just... buy it ;) )
Posted 2 January, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,394.9 hrs on record (305.0 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
11/vodka russian simulator must buy and rush B CYKA BLYAT! <-- that said suka bly at
(seriously, i've never talked with a russian in this game)
Posted 2 January, 2018. Last edited 26 November, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
1.2 hrs on record (1.1 hrs at review time)
Ok, i stopped playing this game because of the stutter. I have an i5 4460, 8gb ram and a gtx 1060sc 6gb edition. I think is plenty enough for this game, i mean... the recommended specs say i5 4460 and a gtx 660.

The game stutters so much! even with the lowest settings for video.

I was hoping this game would be better but, at the time of this review, it is NOT.

Im gonna have to pass right now and come back after a few patches so i can see if anything got better.

But hey... it's a free game after all and i think the developers need to work a little bit on the bugs 'n stuff.
Posted 23 June, 2017.
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4.9 hrs on record
12/10 would f*ck my mind again!
Posted 11 October, 2015.
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6 people found this review funny
3.8 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
This is an awesome must play game that everyone should give a try.
You are stuck in a room with a bomb and a 5 minute timer and you have to defuse it with the help of your bomb expert A.K.A. some randoom friend with a 23 page manual that they just got online.
STARRING:
-F*cks, B*llsh*ts and a ton of f*cking reasons to blame the "expert".
-F*cks, B*llsh*ts and a ton of f*cking reasons to blame the "defuser".
-Some of the most elaborated, cruel and baddass mazes that are from hell itself
-RAGEQUITS!
-The reason i have no more friends...
So... yeah... 99/10 would loose all my friends again!

But on a more serious review: This is a party game that everyone should give it a try, you will encounter tons of fun as the defuser and as the expert, even if you are just watching you will laugh and get excited.
Posted 11 October, 2015. Last edited 11 October, 2015.
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6.6 hrs on record (1.9 hrs at review time)
KAWAIIEST (don't know if it's an adjetive) GAME EVER!
999/mon mon -kotaku
will puke rainbows again.
Posted 6 October, 2015.
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