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MisterVantes 15 Feb, 2019 @ 6:43pm 
:cozycrashfish:
Devil 23 Nov, 2018 @ 6:42am 
HAHA got u good again man. haha.
Devil 14 Nov, 2018 @ 9:09am 
haha got u good there, n1
TanChelsea 22 Oct, 2018 @ 8:17am 
+rep Great trader
MisterVantes 28 Sep, 2018 @ 9:45am 
eat my ♥♥♥♥
Devil 28 Sep, 2018 @ 7:45am 
eat my ass
MisterVantes 22 Jul, 2018 @ 10:06pm 
To Iranian President Rouhani: NEVER, EVER THREATEN THE UNITED STATES AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE ARE NO LONGER A COUNTRY THAT WILL STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED WORDS OF VIOLENCE & DEATH. BE CAUTIOUS! -President Trump 2018
Promiscuous Mara 17 Jul, 2018 @ 6:05pm 
Q: What's a light-year?
A: One-third less calories than a regular year.

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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
🙄
Immutability, Three Rules of:
(1) If a tarpaulin can flap, it will.
(2) If a small boy can get dirty, he will.
(3) If a teenager can go out, he will.
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Probably the last man who knew how it worked had been tortured to
death years before. Or as soon as it was installed. Killing the
creator was a traditional method of patent protection.
(Small Gods)

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Knock Knock... (who's there?) Ether! (ether who?) Ether Bunny... Yea!
[chorus]
Yeay!
Stay on the Happy side, always on the happy side,
Stay on the Happy side of life!
Bum bum bum bum bum bum
You will feel no pain, as we drive you insane,
So Stay on the Happy Side of life!

Knock Knock... (who's there?) Anna! (anna who?)
An another ether bunny... [chorus]
Knock Knock... (who's there?) Stilla! (stilla who?)
Stil
Devil 23 Jun, 2018 @ 6:26pm 
WHERE'S YOUR ALBUM
MisterVantes 23 May, 2018 @ 4:54pm 
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Devil 23 May, 2018 @ 9:29am 
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 JEWIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!

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WE TRUE SCHLOMOS
WE JEW TOGETHER
WE GET HOLOCAUSTED TOGETHER
Send this SHEKEL to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 6,000,000 your A TRUE SCHLOMO
MisterVantes 14 Apr, 2018 @ 11:55am 
Please accept me ;3~
Devil 24 Mar, 2018 @ 4:03pm 
Please accept me ;3~
cloud 24 Mar, 2018 @ 4:02pm 
Please accept me :3
Milos loves u 10 Mar, 2018 @ 8:15pm 
Please accept me :3
Milos loves u 10 Mar, 2018 @ 8:08pm 
Added for trade your unu
cloud 6 Feb, 2018 @ 9:15pm 
where u
Devil 6 Feb, 2018 @ 4:33pm 
кусок тупого долбаеба
MisterVantes 13 Jan, 2018 @ 7:51pm 
get a soul u typical ginger
Devil 13 Jan, 2018 @ 6:47am 
OH my GOD 1000+ games!! man :DD pls give
ThePissFather 6 Jan, 2018 @ 5:58pm 
Added to negociate
RosaPerks 5 Jan, 2018 @ 10:35am 
+rap great trader
Devil 29 Dec, 2017 @ 11:05pm 
how DARE you
Sverkos 28 Dec, 2017 @ 2:32pm 
+rep
cloud 28 Dec, 2017 @ 11:38am 
hello! sorry for scare, but just your picture u posted, you know how hard it are to find girls who use chan nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play cs:go with me (Im a global elite, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you knife as little gift. you like Tiger Tooth? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)
Devil 22 Dec, 2017 @ 2:16pm 
CLOUD: Devil: look at this anger young man, maybe you should consider it for your own being as you seem to be raging with anger
MisterVantes 17 Dec, 2017 @ 3:43am 
Hello.

My name is Vantes. I found you on Masteroverwatch as one of the top mercy's and I think that's great!
I like my women skilled at something and still know their place. (Let's be honest if you plated a skillful hero like genji or widowmaker, you wouldn't be 4th)
From now on you'll be my duo and girlfriend. You'll pocket me.
This comes with some conditions:
You'll be required to send me snaps of you every morning, noon and evening. Some nude ones at night too.
You obviously won't be allowed to stream anymore and talk to other guys.
If you please me, I'll buy you occasional loot box or two.
We'll Skype everday, make sure to buy a high definition web cam soon.



Here are my contact details:
Skype: MisterVantes
Battlenet: MisterVantes#1182
Steam: http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/id/Vantes
Asap rockys son 28 Nov, 2017 @ 10:45am 
thx
MisterVantes 30 Oct, 2017 @ 9:40pm 
Goingtoleep.tv
21 Splivens 8 May, 2017 @ 10:49pm 
You stole my profile pic you douche
MisterVantes 20 Mar, 2017 @ 9:41pm 
When I die, I want my teammates to lower me down into my grave. So they can let me down one last time.
Devil 30 Jan, 2017 @ 9:31pm 
go eat a fly UGLY
MisterVantes 26 Jan, 2017 @ 12:59pm 
Please stop posting my favorite animes on my profile
Dick Chocolate 30 Apr, 2015 @ 6:39am 
+++rep Bro he gived me a fricking Bill's hat :DD OH MAY GAWD :D
Pigsh00ter (HUN) 22 Feb, 2015 @ 7:45am 
+rep good guy :)
SoNic™ EmPLoYEe 9 Feb, 2015 @ 3:24pm 
++rep
Shy Fikus (>\\\<) 31 Oct, 2014 @ 9:47am 
Happy Halloween!:awakesheep:
Imperfect Hatred 8 Jul, 2014 @ 11:41pm 
+rep fast.
B. Comet [VF4-A] 8 Jul, 2014 @ 9:04pm 
+rep da' fast trader
skalf3 6 Jul, 2014 @ 12:53pm 
+rep,good trader
Camelo Preto 5 Jul, 2014 @ 5:08pm 
+rep, fast trader and nice guy take the sticky dude :3 :sticky:
Abrek 5 Jul, 2014 @ 12:46pm 
+Rep fast trader and kind person :D :medicon::health:
Jon Irenicus 25 Jun, 2014 @ 6:12am 
+REP, opened a 4-pack with no collateral & returned gift copies. Trustworthy!
Varenik 2.0 24 Jun, 2014 @ 3:04pm 
+rep, fast and friendly trader. :squirtyay:
Dafny Victoria 23 Jun, 2014 @ 7:08am 
✙ rep nice trader cya soon =)
If U want request any function please visit my group and post it http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/groups/trkeys/discussions/5/
DrKasun 8 May, 2014 @ 10:03am 
+Rep really fast and nice trader
0 DTE 2 May, 2014 @ 11:57am 
+Rep
Schema666 23 Apr, 2014 @ 12:41am 
+rep good trader
Uncle Benny 27 Mar, 2014 @ 8:37am 
+rep, fast and efficient trader