Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: my ni**les are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

a good squish for a good fish
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First my wife forces me to be in a polyamorous relationship with all of my dnd party and now the DM is making us do an adam sandler themed campaign! Theres a questline where we have to guide Billy Madison through school, another one where you have to survive through the eight nights of hannukah, one where you had to get the opal from uncut and now we're doing a quest to help happy gilmore win the PGA tour! Probably rhe worst quest was when everyone did 50 first dates with my wife as drew barrymore's character where they all roll to have sex with her on the boat! I wanna do normal dnd quest but my wife gets so mad at me when i try to change it, help me!

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I own izanagis burden for home defense, since that’s what the founding vanguard intended. Four dregs break into my house. “What the rust devils?” As I grab my Loreley splendour and Black armoury rifle. Blow a ascendant shard sized hole through the first fallen, he’s dead on the spot. Draw my erianas vow on the second man, miss him entirely because it has no airborn effectiveness and nails the neighbors war beast. I have to resort to the scorch cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with solar energy, “Tally ho lads” the charged shot shreds two fallen in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off sparrow alarms. Fix glaive and charge the last terrified scavenger. He Bleeds out waiting on the kell to arrive since 2ft deep wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding vanguard intended.

Ever since I crafted my version 3 Ikelos smg my personal life has improved dramatically. Its iconic 750 rpm sounds is music to my ears. The gun feels amazing and especially when I reload after a kill and shoot something it just annihilates everything in front of me with voltshot. It makes the D1 alpha vets and their timelost Fatebringer drop their jaws in awe at the utter destruction this thing can unleash. It makes the Tarrabah abusers run away in fear for their lives because this thing melts them from even further when I have killing wind on. All in all a very solid gun that would highly recommend crafting. 100% worth selling your soul to Luke Smith by shooting mobs in front of a loot cave for 2 hours to get this thing to where it needs to be.