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- 1x Monster Horse ♥♥♥♥♥ (13') $99.99
- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor Sluts 9 $12.99
- 6x Magnum condoms (Tiny) $24.45
- 5x Bananas $7.00
- 5x Cucumbers $4.00
- 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml $19.99
- 1x Next Day shipping $45.00
- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%)
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| Windows has detected ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ viruses on your computer. |
| Terminate Virus? |
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I'm going to kick your ass, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. You think you're tough? Let’s see how tough you are with a couple rounds from my .45 lodged in your skull. Kind of hard to talk ♥♥♥♥ when I've blown half your face off. You better watch yourself ♥♥♥♥♥♥, I work for the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CIA, if I want you dead, you are dead. It’s that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ simple. Watch your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mouth. I have over 30 year’s military training, I would rip your spine out while ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mother up her dried up old skanky ♥♥♥♥. I would then proceed to bundle up what remains of your body and shove my 12 inch ♥♥♥♥ down your throat and skull ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ till my ♥♥♥ oozes from every hole in your body. Watch your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ back. I'm coming for you.
- Mike Pompeo
- Director of the CIA
rpk: I like putting thumbtacs in condom wrappers to scare my dad when he ♥♥♥♥♥ me
xddd: wait
oml u need to chill