Recent reviews by Apsuxologhtos Neanderthal

gg

Meh...

- Great, soothing Music
- Beautiful Visuals
- 5 Minute Gameplay


- But... why?

No, no, i'm not crying! There is something in my eye....

There is no other game, more infested with 10 year olds who want to completely ruin the fun you might have here! Lets make a list, shall we?

1. Kids shouting (most probably in russian)
2. Kids cursing (which, personally, i'm OK with, unless it comes with friendly fire and/or kills)
3. If, God forbid you lose the first round, there will ALWAYS be someone on your team that will go afk or sabotage the rest of the game
4. The matchmaking system so unfair, it's ridiculous
5. Loads and loads and loads of cheaters, that Valve is absolutely helpless against (seriously, try reporting a cheater, see what happens to him...)

I could go on and on with reasons NOT to buy this piece of ♥♥♥♥!!!

I'm gonna leave you with this, "If you think, you're gonna have a good time, you're gonna have a bad time..."

You can quote me on this....

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!!! Two hours into this game and it got seriously, real o'clock... The graphics are a piece of art(even though there were some glitchy parts), the gameplay is going to please the multitasker and the puzzles are going to make you feel really smart! But the story is what actually made this game into the gem that it is...

10/10 would cry like a little ♥♥♥♥♥ again! Seriously, ♥♥♥♥ this game... :'(

For the player who likes indie and/or scary games, this is a must have! Great gameplay, awesome story and many unlockables that will keep you hooked for a while. You will catch yourself shouting at your screen "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!", many times. A very nice game for it's price.

What a horrible, HORRIBLE game... I don't know were to begin... The menu is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up that you can't understand what is going on, and if you don't loose all hope, while you try to find your friends and play with them(which will never happen), the abysmal gameplay will make you cry... Just don't bother...

Left 4 Dead is game that can be both really fun and extremely frustrating. If you choose your team wisely, you can "unlock" the game's full potential. It encourages team work, and good communication. The only downside is that, steam engine lags some times which makes the game almost unplayable.