Recent reviews by wiener

Am I doing the bitcoin? Wrecking electric bill?

Is Gameloft the worst game developer? Most exploitive?

Purchased for a Disney fan during Beta period, lots of promises unkept by devs in terms of what would come once game was completed. As it stands, it's just another Farmville grinding game with the unfortunate inclusion of Disney characters that will lure kids to ask (or not) for exceedingly expensive premium purchases.

From the outset you had to collect dreamlight to unlock characters/areas/items. Surprise, thats gone, now you need Moonstones, which cost real money but they'll dole out 50 free a day. Dreamlight is useless now, literally unusable. Good luck saving up for that ornamental item that costs 3000 moonstones. They'll sell 5000 of them to you for 20 bucks American though.

Where the screen would turn black during pivotal moments of character interactions as if to imply cut-scene to be included later after Beta, nope just black then back to where you were, they never added cut-scenes. Feels like they shipped an unfinished product & at this stage whatever money any fools buying moonstones are just pumping cash into buying Gameloft's C-Suite that awesome upgraded jet that'll take them between the Chalet in Vale to the beach house in Marseilles.

Chill game, a lot of improvements over the original to make it unique & interesting.

Relaxing & anxiety inducing at the same time, why would you do this to yourself? Harder than Pole Position II?

Devs put a lot of love into this one. Beautiful game, great effort put into integrating psychology, mental illness into storyline & setting. Really well done voice acting & sound. As far as game play goes puzzles can be a bit challenging, a bit redundant at times, battle dynamics are easy enough once you get the hang of it. It's pretty forgiving if you have terrible timing.

Simultaneously chill and makes you want to cuss. You can only be mad at yourself.

Relaxing platformer with some mild puzzles, beautiful visuals & calming soundtrack.

Unenjoyable, unrewarding, waste of time.

Tickles my tower defense itch & does fine as a 3rd person shooter. It can be challenging in a good way, not too much grind to get better weapons/traps. Its pretty easy to pick up again after an extended time not playing. Graphics hold up 8 years later, story is meh, sound & voice acting is well done - personally I turn the music down since it can get repetitive & just play my own.
Would recommend, 8 out of 10

Audio plays, video doesn't, unable to alt+F4 out, & shutdown/restart PC only possible way to kill the thing apparently if launched fullscreen. Apparently its been an issue since 2014 soooo.... why would you buy this? For that matter why is it still being sold - will devs use that $ to port to win10?
Fine print-
MINIMUM:/Recommended:
OS: Win XP, Vista, 7, 8 - aka ain't working unless its one of these.