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Novice gravedigger

Buried your first body.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2021 @ 5:36am

Advanced gravedigger

Buried 10 bodies.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2021 @ 11:38am

Shovel master

Buried 50 bodies.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2021 @ 4:37am

First slice

Got your first slice of meat. Smells a little strange, but looks like ordinary meat...
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2021 @ 5:33am

Sashimi master

Made 30 slices. You've got the perfect size slice pretty much down.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2021 @ 11:32am

His house

Upgraded the church.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2021 @ 1:30pm

His mansion

Upgraded the church for the second time.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2021 @ 12:42pm

A fish a day!

Caught 6 different types of fish. One fish for every day!
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Fish collector

Caught 10 different types of fish.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2021 @ 8:41am

Gold fish

Got a gold fish. Want to make a wish?
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 4:53am

Kitchen boy

Cooked 10 different dishes or drinks.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2021 @ 6:10am

Cook

Cooked 20 different dishes or drinks.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Dream dinner

Made a gold-star dinner.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Tastes like home

Ate a fish stick. It reminded you of home...
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Apprentice

Discovered 5 alchemy recipes. You're getting to know how things work in the lab.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2021 @ 9:01am

Alchemist

Discovered 10 alchemy recipes. Just remember, the Philosopher's Stone is a lie.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2021 @ 9:43am

Master alchemist

Discovered 20 alchemy recipes. Now it's time to buy a white van and drive into the desert.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2021 @ 5:52am

MacPlayer

There can be only one.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2021 @ 5:51am

Not far from the ground

Dungeon level 5 cleared!
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2021 @ 7:34am

Scary dungeon depths

Dungeon level 10 cleared!
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2021 @ 5:13am

Nothing underneath

Dungeon level 15 cleared!
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2021 @ 9:47am

Golden pumpkin

Harvested a gold-star pumpkin.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Winemaker

Made a gold-star wine.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Old Astrologer

Met Astrologer. He's wise and tired of everything, even life.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2021 @ 8:18am

Charm itself

Met Ms Charm. There's something about this woman that you can't understand.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2021 @ 6:07am

Wealthy merchant

Met Merchant. He's always ready to do business. Except around dinner time.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2021 @ 6:17am

Holy Inquisition

Met the Lord Inquisitor. An unwavering kind of guy. You definitely wouldn't want to be his enemy.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2021 @ 6:44am

Sweetheart Bishop

Met Bishop. His motto - Pray, preach, and look like you won the lottery.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2021 @ 5:36am

Summon a chicken

Snake summoned a chicken. Well... it's a start. Better than nothing.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2021 @ 7:40am

Side quest

You killed a Vampire Hunter. In life, there are no side quests.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2021 @ 10:26am

Simple but stylish

Decorated a Dark Shrine. Looks better than your first apartment!
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2021 @ 6:47am

Not a hot dog

Sold burgers at the burning ceremony. It's a mystery why you didn't make hotdogs.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Match 3

Collected three dark organs. Three in a row! The Inquisition is going to get a prize!
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Night watch

Got rid of the guardsmen's ambush. Now you are the Witch Hill Keeper too!
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2021 @ 4:55am

Perfume

Gave some perfume to Ms Charm. It smells nice, and wasn't tested on animals.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Ideal song

Got an Ideal Song from Vagner. Now you know how you'll make a million bucks, once you get back home.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Graveyard Veggies

Started a company with Merchant. A great name for a successful company!
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2021 @ 4:47am

On every shelf

Your company achieved 5 Fame. When you want quality vegetables -- you go to the graveyard!
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2021 @ 4:12am

Best seller

Gave a gold-star book to Astrologer. You should consider writing six more...
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Even here

Fixed the garden. You'll spend a lot of time here...
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2021 @ 6:26am

Stone fence

Built a stone fence around the graveyard. Your graveyard is well protected now.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2021 @ 8:02am

Marble

Got the marble quarry ready. Marble is better than stone.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2021 @ 8:47am

A perfect gift

Gave a skull to Astrologer. A skull makes a nice present indeed!
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2021 @ 8:18am

The Mill

Fixed the mill. No further need to grind everything by hand.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2021 @ 7:53am

A book with funny pictures

Gave the Necronomicon to Snake. Hope nobody uses it as cookbook!
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2021 @ 4:45am

Bridge builder

Fixed the bridge. Whatever else happens, you'll always be remembered as a great bridge builder!
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2021 @ 11:38am

Just green points

Collected 1000 green points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2021 @ 7:29am

Just blue points

Collected 1000 blue points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2021 @ 4:26am

Just red points

Collected 1000 red points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2021 @ 1:19pm

More green points!

Collected 3000 green points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2021 @ 10:42am

More blue points!

Collected 3000 blue points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2021 @ 12:05pm

More red points!

Collected 3000 red points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2021 @ 11:02am

Back home

Switched on the portal. Are you sure you want leave?
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Prodigal father

Helped Astrologer reunite with his family.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Two brothers

Helped Merchant forgive his brother.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2021 @ 4:21am

A father and a son

Helped Snake with his dark ceremony.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2021 @ 12:01pm

He trusted you...

Betrayed Gerry. That's not something you should be super-proud of.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Shady Snake

Met Snake. He seems dangerous. You get why everybody calls him Snake.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2021 @ 6:32am

Landlord

Bought your first land in the Village. By cheating a sick and helpless old man.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2021 @ 11:04am

Talking Skull

Built the tavern. Horadric wishes you were dead now.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Good skull

Your tavern's quality is 20! Wow!
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2021 @ 6:55am

Well-known skull

Your tavern's quality is 40! Double Wow!
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Epic skull

Your tavern's quality is 80! Ultra Wow!
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2021 @ 7:46am

Employee of the month

Yorick became your bartender. For no salary. Slavery? No, he's made of wood!
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2021 @ 12:32pm

First party

Threw your first alco-party. The guests remember nothing, but they enjoyed it.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Open mic

Put on your first Comedy Show. The guests laughed on command, so everything went good.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2021 @ 6:13am

Locking up the sun

Put on your first concert. Ms. Charm's fans fell into ecstasy and a brawl broke out.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Rat race

Organized your first rat race. The winning rat got a giant piece of cheese, choked on it, and died.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2021 @ 10:41am

Forward to the past

Used the archaeological time machine for the first time. And didn't go mad.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2021 @ 8:13am

Witnessed him

Watched the Master being summon. Is that Grace you feel?
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2021 @ 6:54am

A nation divided

Watched the scene at the Coliseum. Unemployment benefits is everything.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Viva la King

Watched the destruction of the Bridge. Always think before destroying bridges!
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2021 @ 6:32am

Read before signing

Witnessed the Contract signing. Who are "truly guilty men"?
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2021 @ 7:46am

King Gerry

Watched the scene in the bath house. You saw that one coming, didn't you?
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2021 @ 7:52am

An unexpected guest

Met marquis Teodoro Jr. An aristocrat in danger - what could be more profitable!
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 10:46am

Vampires in the Village

A vampire is terrorizing the villagers? Solution: an army of carnivorous bees.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 11:15am

The face of the enemy

Exposed the vampire. Time to play Van Helsing!
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 7:08am

To stop an Ancient Curse

Alaric convinced you to help. Refusal would have been dangerous to your health.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 7:08am

One more inquisitor

Met lady Beatrice. Technically, you resisted her charms. But in your imagination...
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 7:16am

Blood supplier

Brought corpse blood to the vampire. Not very tasty, but better than many popular diets!
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 7:10am

Vampires are over

Told Horadric the vampire was no more. Oh, if only everyone were so trusting!
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 7:14am

Mysterious woman

Watched a scene from the past. Nothing is clear but it's quite intriguing...
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 9:03am

Spirit summoner

Brought some smelly and useless filth into Dungeon, giving all the local ghosts a laugh.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 8:30am

Revolution begins

It's your last chance to join the workers and peasants. To be more specific, the donkeys and rats.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:42am

Cook of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries. Let's spread donkey communism across the world!
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 5:16am

Writer of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries again. They'll be hard pressed to hang you as a "dirty exploiter".
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:03am

Ideologist of Revolution

You've helped revolutionaries a third time. Who is next in line for General Secretary?
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:26am

Long live the Revolution

The Revolution has come to pass. It's time to look back on why you started it.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 7:01am

Camp

Now you have your own camp! And hundreds of potential enemies -- in the form of Inquisitors.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 11:45am

Raccoon thyroid stew

The cook has recovered her peace of mind. Now her friends won't avoid obesity and gastritis.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:29am

Strange delivery

Someone had to become the first client of the Donkey Express.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 4:52am

A locked ghost from the past

How could someone not be crazy after all this time?
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 6:23am

A habitable room

Not a 5-star suite, but it will do.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 12:02pm

A lost stained glass window

It belongs in the church.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 12:02pm

Long-awaited appreciation

Fill the Bishop.. with pride.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:12am

The first session of curing therapy

Start Euric's treatment.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:19am

A controlled ignition

Fire is so mesmerizing - even moreso when there's a boiling Inquisitor involved.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:32pm

A fortunate gift

Share the secrets of haute cuisine with the Merchant.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:32pm

The second session of curing therapy

Continue Euric's treatment. He says he's feeling better. Probably.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:36pm

Endless sadness

Practice makes perfect! Even if it's the sadness of the Astrologer.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 11:05am

The birth of passion

Witness an embarrassingly hot scene.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 11:33am

A vulnerability for authority

Even the strongest and most unswerving have their weakness.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 10:45am

The third session of curing therapy

The treatment is over, but Euric doesn't look so cured.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 11:44am

Dissatisfied villagers

The villagers are unhappy about something. Pray it's not your fault.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 8:32am

Help the villagers

They should be satisfied. At least for now.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 8:38am

Return to the beginning

Nothing is keeping Smiler here any longer. Let him continue his journey - to a new beginning.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 8:30am



Ichthyologist

Caught 15 types of fish! You know everything about fish. They feel uncomfortable about it...

Brutal fisherman

Caught 200 fish. Your name is used to terrify misbehaving fish larvae.

Chef

Cooked 30 different dishes or drinks. You can call yourself a Chef now.

Health care

50 health potions. -- And all of them red!

Best party

Threw an excellent alco-party. It's time to open the local drunk tank.

Best mic

Put on an excellent Comedy Show. It can't be -- the guests didn't have to be commanded to laugh!

Best concert

Put on an excellent concert. Ms. Charm received a marriage proposal from each male spectator.

Best race

Organized an excellent rat race. Two guests lost everything and drowned themselves.

The show must go on

Organized 15 events. You're a natural-born event manager!

Awkward interrogation

Interrogated vampire Carl, leaving Carl greatly enlightened.

Lesser evil

Lady Beatrice made you an offer you can't refuse. Unless you decide to refuse.

Developed camp

You've improved your camp. The chances that the refugees will die of starvation got lower.

Strengthened camp

You've provided the camp with some fortifications. They look dubious, but the settlers like them.

Paradise

Your camp is flawless. You should write a guide to camp management!

Beheaded horse

You helped the undertaker deal with her dead husband's relatives. The funeral mass is soon.

More forest thugs

You provided the tanner's son with the bright and happy future of a forest thug. Nice work!
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