A rumour that this guy, is an absolute monster in bed. I presumed that meant that his dungus was as big as an ox, and his wielding of it as skilful as a bullfighter. Later I met a girl which we had met out on the city a few weeks ago, which Golfen had brought with him home to inseminate his wilful seed into. I, seeking to finally put an end to the rumours validity, asked her about if he really was a ruckus monster in bed. As I asked her this, her face went pale with horror. She retold the commotion in bed:

He wasn't a monster in bed owed to his cycloptic organ O'repoduction. But because his limb of insertion was in fact a monster in of itself (not owning to its size or skilful usage). In the stead of his human genitalia was a many-headed serpentine beast; its jaws snapping with thunderous force. The girl recoiled in shock from this mythological horror, narrowly avoiding the cracking jaws of the genitalia-hydra. She, unlike most others managed to take flight and survive to tell the tale. This guy, GolfyGolfen, has been seducing men and women alike, bringing them home so that his hydra-dong could feast on their victims in the privacy of his bedroom shrouded by the tie on the doorknob.

Suffice to say any man or woman crossing roads with this man ought to exercise the upmost cautioun, lest you be fodder for his serpentine surprise down below.

HNY 2025 🎉

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