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Dave   South Yorkshire, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
Rotherham
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Spid3r 4 Jul, 2023 @ 1:43pm 
Anyway, it was time to crawl upto the corpse again for another sniff whilst things were quiet. I spread the anus with my thumb and forefinger, blew up the dead civilian like a balloon and then held my eyedlids open as the decomposing party cannon let rip and gave me the mother of all pink eye. Upon returning to my hide, I scooped another mound full of rich, dark earth and filled my mouth to beyond comfortable; I then proceeded to chew. Gritty sounding pieces of silica and other biomass scraped on enamle as my eyes rolled back and I screamed at the sky...
Spid3r 4 Jul, 2023 @ 1:43pm 
I checked traser, it was 420 minutes past 69. I had been laying up in the hide for 3 days so far, lack of movement had made me stiff and cold which was the exact state of affairs with the Bosnian ration packs I'd been issued incase of capture. Western rations stand out like a bulldogs bollocks even when human ♥♥♥♥ is forensically exploited and no discardables are discovered, revealing certain additives, spices and ingedients. Chillies, babys bells, hookers lips, tits, teeth and nails where all a sign post saying "Hey Mr Serbian Psychopath, I'm from the 22nd Special Anal Service and I'm not Bosnian".
Spid3r 14 Mar, 2021 @ 4:20pm 
babys eyelids forced open to cut down on internal noise. ♥♥♥♥ it, I might be dead soon, so anything after that is a bonus. I peeled my foreskin back to check chamber and saw the glint of smeg.
Spid3r 30 Dec, 2015 @ 12:00pm 
Big ♥♥♥♥; no frills.
ChrisUK 13 Nov, 2015 @ 10:47am 
FALLOUT 4
ChrisUK 31 Oct, 2015 @ 2:02am 
Hallowbean kicked the ♥♥♥♥ outta me I was wiped out