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yo wassup its papa g i noticed that u were a girl hit me up on snap: bigboyondablock123

hey um, sorry if this is really stupid but i think you're really pretty and i was gonna ask, maybe if its not weird, could i get your snap? if not its cool sorry if its weird

babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.

Excuse me sir or ma'am

but I couldn't help but notice... are you a "girl"? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?"

Not that it matters much, but it's so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no, quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling my friends "I wish girls were better represented on the internet."

And here you are!

I don't mean to push, but if you wanted to DM me about anything, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you. I'm sure you're an incredibly interesting girl--though I see you as just a person, really--and I think we could have lots to teach each other.

I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's just a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat).

Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess!

eventually we will get to hang out xD