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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.2 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
I didn't even buy this game and I want a refund. Some of the most boring ♥♥♥♥ I've ever played in my life. Basic third person shooter hack and slash where you shoot and beat up hordes and hordes of quirky, indifferent, and meaningless "orks." I've heard a lot of good things about the lore of the franchise so I was pretty excited when this came up for free on HumbeBundle, but I am utterly disappointed. I am yet to try the other titles in the series, but as for this one-don't waste your money.
Posted 31 August, 2018.
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416 people found this review helpful
559 people found this review funny
29.6 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
>Russian soldier in WW2
>Machinegunner
>In trenches with my comrades
>Spray bullets across the field
>Drop a few of Hitler's boys
>Hear explosions all around me
>Ohshit.jpg
>Under mortar fire
>Mikhail is crawling with his arms on the ground without legs
>Alexsei doesn't have a face
>Grab my DP-40 and run for the bunker
>Get a false sense of security
>Hear Germans talking
>Put my MG on my back and draw my revolver
>sneak through the tunnels
>Feel the explosions going off above me
>See three Germans sitting in a small opening in the tunnel
>Hardly any space to move
>Aim my revolver at the closest one
>Shoot
>He's dead
>Aim for the next one
>It feels like it's in slow motion
>Shoot again
>Miss
>They both jump behind cover
>Pull out a grenade
>Throw it over the cover
>They're both dead
>Feel operator as ♥♥♥♥
>Continue through the tunnel
>No more problems
>Now out of the tunnel
>Behind cover
>New comrades
>No more mortar fire
>Run into a trench with comrades
>Mount my machinegun
>It isn't loaded
>Load it
>Kill a few enemies
>Feel a sharp pain in my left arm
>I'm a righty
>continue shooting
>Start to feel light headed
>Loosing a lot of blood
>Another sharp pain in my right shoulder
>Machinegun is still mounted on the trench
>Comrade comes over to help me
>Another grabs my machinegun and starts firing at a different trench
>His helmet flies off and blood sprays everywhere
>He falls backwards on me and starts bleeding on me
>I pass out
>Wake up weeks later
>In a tent
>Doctors say they hardly saved me
>Get to go home to my family
>They say I'll probably never be able to use my right arm again
Then my grandpa finished his war story from WW2 and I started playing this game.
10/10 would die for the motherland again
Posted 24 December, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
1.9 hrs on record (1.9 hrs at review time)
Well.. indigo prophecy im saying recomended but in all honesty its about 50%. Basically you play a normal, average guy named marcus kane (until) you get possesed by satan and murder a man in the bathroom of a diner. But another cool point is thats not all! you also play a cop named carla and her partner tyler, who are looking into the murder case. (there might be more but im not very far). The storyline is very exiting and intense, but the developers didnt put much work into a tutorial. Some of the quicktime events are very difficult, frustrating, and might take a while to figure out ESPETIALLY since its on PC and doesnt have a controller, this game was made for consoles. All in all i give it a 6/10, great storyline, but the mechanics and gameplay could realy use some work.
Posted 3 February, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
33.1 hrs on record (5.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
tank 'em up.
Posted 25 January, 2015.
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3 people found this review helpful
10.3 hrs on record (8.5 hrs at review time)
Awesome overhead zombie shooter totaly recomend it to everyone. Great crafting system, isnt totaly serious like most games and has a lot offunny parts.
Posted 4 October, 2014.
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4 people found this review helpful
13.6 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
Truck simulator basically so yeah its pretty awesome
Posted 3 October, 2014.
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