Ultrafop's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 20 May, 2014 @ 1:01am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 20 May, 2014 @ 1:04am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 21 May, 2014 @ 2:37am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 20 May, 2014 @ 1:34am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 19 May, 2014 @ 12:47pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 19 May, 2014 @ 1:34pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 20 May, 2014 @ 11:32am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 21 May, 2014 @ 2:35am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2014 @ 2:38am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 20 Mar, 2019 @ 11:20pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 22 Mar, 2019 @ 10:43pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2014 @ 2:38am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 20 May, 2014 @ 1:14am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 19 Feb, 2019 @ 10:13pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 18 May, 2015 @ 5:21pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2019 @ 11:45pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2014 @ 2:38am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Unlocked 22 Mar, 2019 @ 10:39pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 20 May, 2014 @ 1:59pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2019 @ 11:48pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 19 Feb, 2019 @ 10:42pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 20 May, 2014 @ 11:48am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 18 Feb, 2019 @ 12:23am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2019 @ 11:57pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 19 May, 2014 @ 1:20pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 19 May, 2014 @ 12:52pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 17 Feb, 2019 @ 12:11am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 20 May, 2014 @ 11:44am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2019 @ 11:56pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 11:11am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 14 Mar, 2019 @ 7:23pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2019 @ 12:15am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 22 Mar, 2019 @ 10:46pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 2 May, 2015 @ 4:12pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 15 May, 2015 @ 5:32pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 17 May, 2015 @ 6:35pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 23 May, 2015 @ 11:26am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2015 @ 1:04pm

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Unlocked 3 May, 2015 @ 4:25pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 17 May, 2015 @ 6:08pm

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Unlocked 17 May, 2015 @ 6:33pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 24 May, 2015 @ 11:17pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

12 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

7 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

1 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

5 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

1 / 3

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

12 / 30

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

3 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

2 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

18 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

15 / 30