A Squid With C4 wanna kiss me all over my tats (i'm his favorite)

yo conner its your old boyfriend when we dated in high school, i just want to say after all these years i realized i was the problem and i just miss how u use to pick me up and pin me in the lockers just to kiss me, I miss you, sincerely georgie

aye say slime dont eva post on my profile again or its gone be prollems ya hurd meh

+rep good friend

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"A Squid With C4? More like a jellyfish with a sparkler!"
"You're a squid with C4, but your aim is more like a crab with a slingshot."
"I’ve seen more strategic moves from a goldfish playing checkers!"
"A Squid With C4? That explains the constant self-destructs."
"If you had any more ink, you’d still miss the target!"
"You're the only squid I know that could turn C4 into confetti."
"I see your strategy: flail around wildly and hope the C4 takes care of itself!"
"At this point, I’m convinced the C4 is for blowing up your own confidence."
"You play like you’re underwater, which explains the slow reactions!"
"A squid with explosives? You’re basically a slippery mistake waiting to happen."