I sexualy identify myself as an Universal Camouflage Pattern. Since i was a little kid, i used to play with others hide & seek. I never could understand why, but i've alwasys have been better than others. At the very beginning i thaught im just good at it, but deep down i've felt something more. It's the time i start to feel different fondness to camo patterns. I started to wear only military-like clothes. Everyone thought that i want to be a soldier, like my father, but i just felt very comfy in that. Time has passed, other guys started to dating girls, and i was still admiring camouflages. I realized, that there is something not right. I feel weirdly excited when i've readed about patterns... i've looked down...i realized i got a boner...I kinda scared out... "How that's possible? Am i a camosexual?! My parent will kill me if they will find out!" I panicked..."No! I want to be normal! I have to do something! My parents can't know! I will act normal!"

My name is Jafar
I come from afar
there's a bomb in my car
Allahu akbar