As a Yakuza fan 🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️, I 👁 thought 💡💭 it was nothing 🚫 but 🍑 necessary 🚨 to go 👉 to Japan 🇯🇵 to live 🐙 the same life 💓 as Kiryu-Chan. Upon 👦 arriving 🛬, I 👁 was dreadful 👹. There was no 🙅 funny 😃 eye 👀 patch 🔒 man 👨, and the real 💯 yakuza blew 💥 out my kneecaps 👣👉🍆. I 👁 limped over 😳🙊💦 to a local 📰 massage 🙌👐 parlor (in hopes 🙏 of going 🏃 on 🔛 a cool 😎 journey 🏔🏃 like 👅👍 Majima did in Yakuza 0 ❗). They looked 👀 at me and said 💬 "What the ♥♥♥♥ 🖕 are you 👈 doing, this is not a doctor 👨‍⚕️, we're calling 📞 immediate 👇 help 🆘" when ⏰ I 👁 was in that ambulance 😨🚑, I 👁 understood 🤔💭🥑 what it meant 😏 to be Yakuza, and I 👁 look 👀 foward to returning 💰 to Japan 🇯🇵 to go 👉 beast 🐂 style 😎 and defeat 😔 the guys 🙋👦 who shot 🔫🥃😰 my knees 👖.