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Recent reviews by JJWallenSmith

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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.1 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
Combat SUCKS!
Posted 30 June, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
38.6 hrs on record (27.4 hrs at review time)
So Basically Don’t Play After Middle Age White Male’s Get Off Work Or You Will Go To War Against Them (Even If They Are On You’re Own Team). This Happened To Once, What Happened Is I Was Having A Good Ol’ Jolly Time, Right? And I Am Infront Of This Artillery Talking To The People On It, And All Of A Sudden, This Freakin’ Goober Named “JJWallanSmith” Shoot’s Me Right In The Head! Like Dude, What You’re Damn Problem? (Previously In This Match There Was A Mishap Where My Dog Ate The Cat Where My Baby Took The Mouse And So I Had To Bend Over To Supress These Action’s But My Huge Muscle’s Leaned Over And Started Clicking Button’s And It Somehow Threw A Grenade And Me, My Good Friend Bobby Gafford, Scrinchy, And The Commander All Died From This MisInput. So From That Moment At The Start Everyone Started Targeting Me And Shunning Me, But Of Course, I Had To Make A ComeBack; So I Started Seducing Many Of Our Team Members And It Worked Like A Damn Charm Until JJWallanSmith Killed me). Anyway’s, Since You’re All Caught Up Now, I Go Back To Where I Died In Search For This JJWallanSmith Guy But Then I Gave Up. I Start Heading To The Tower And You Wouldn’t Believe Whose Up There. JJWALLANSMITH! I Confront Him And He Call’s Me A R-Slur (Not Cool) And Shoot’s Me In The Head. He Goe’s In Squad Chat And Say’s For Our Unit Leader To Kick Me. Little Did He Know That Danny Boy (Unit Leader) Was My Sneaky Link. So He Kicked JJWallanSmith And His Friend PurpleHayes707. For The Remainder Of The Game They Kept Team Killing Me And My Goat, Danny. So I Enlisted Other’s To Join My Effort’s Against Then And They Agreed To Protect Me And Shoot Them If They Attacked Me. I Was Chased With Shovel’s, Gun’s Bear’s, Oh My! But Thank God Admin Came And Saved The Day, Banning JJWallanSmith And PurpleHayes707. Moral Of Story Is To Play On Weekend’s And Not On Weekday’s To Prevent Seeing Middle Age White Men Get All Bent Out Of Shape.
Posted 30 June, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
259.6 hrs on record (257.1 hrs at review time)
I Can’t Play With Any Diva’s Or I Have To Relive Myself. 2K Hopefully Fixe’s This Soon.
Posted 30 June, 2024.
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1,310.7 hrs on record (162.3 hrs at review time)
What The ♥♥♥♥ Does The Navy Do? Let Me Know, ASAP A$AP.
Posted 30 June, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
87.0 hrs on record (68.9 hrs at review time)
Erm... How I Would Rate "Call of Duty®: Modern Warfare® II"? Two Big Thumb's Down. Honestly, Even Black Ops 4 Is Better Than This. Constant Lagging, Even Whilst Having All Graphic Setting's On Low. This Game Campaign Is So Bad. I Fell Asleep Playing The Mission's Constantly. It Doesn't Even Have Good Graphic Too. Call Of Duty: Black Ops Cold War Had Outstanding Graphic's, Even A Great Story. I Feel Bad For Myself That I Even Paid For This Bad Game. Multiplayer Is Somewhat Okay... Party Mode's Is A Outstanding GameMode, Very Enjoyable. And For All The Negative's, This Game Cost $70.00 Dollar's+ Which Is INSANE! Do Not Buy This Game Unless You Are A DieHard Fan Of The Call Of Duty Game's. I Would Also Like To Mention This Game Is The Only Game To Blue Screen My Computer, Even Red Dead Redemption Couldn't Do That. Only Happens In The Campaign Though.
Posted 27 June, 2023. Last edited 27 June, 2023.
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12.7 hrs on record (12.2 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
it suck ASS!
Posted 21 June, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.5 hrs on record
This game has changed my life FOREVER, including my perspective on what I should focus on. Starting off my life before this year, I was a loser! A no good silly wag, a whippersnapper if you may. But I soon would realize that I made a grave mistake on my way of life. By buying this game, well actually, I was gifted by a great human. This changed my life forever, it changed it by making me realize my mistakes, such as not seeing the true cuddly warmth bear Stalin was, realizing history's could be altered in the way of the victor. But now I realize that I should not judge people, but instead get to know them.

STALIN IS LOVE

STALIN IS REPRESSION

STALIN IS LIFE!!!

Thank you, Sex with Stalin.
Posted 26 December, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
103.6 hrs on record (27.6 hrs at review time)
havent completed game yet on steam yet and i have more than a day so far game very good very good graphics but need good pc for it
Posted 10 August, 2022.
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4.8 hrs on record (1.2 hrs at review time)
Tyrone vs COPS is a coming to age. It realizes the injustice in our legal system. This game will make a difference in the judicial system. Change of laws, streets, and policy's. This game takes everything wrong with every action game and improves on it to a certain level. This game saved me and my friends life. We were sad and lonely, but after playing this we realized that we were apart of a problem in society, we now knew that we can be like Tyrone and take a stance for our self. When combined with the theme and the message this game is trying to convey the graphics is AMAZING. The graphics are very ahead of its time and are much better than most triple A games. The way the game play this game is styled in is better than most games. I would even go to say its better the TLOU and RDR (including GTA). The HUD is also very smartly made within it to convey the message of injustice. If you read this you need to buy this game as I have for me and my friends. 10/10 game. I love this game!
Posted 24 June, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
20.4 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
I'm gonna be honest with this review. This game is game of the millennium. The way this game looks, sounds, feels, is astonishing. It is great fun for everyone, my grandma had a heart attack whilst playing this because of how fun it is. No game EVER can top this off. Most people see a sequel and come to a conclusion that it is worst then the first, because of course, old is gold, NOT! "Garfield Kart - Furious Racing" understands what the first installment "Garfield Kart" did wrong, and what it did right. It takes everything that was horrible in the first installment and made it so much better. I genuinely was so amazed at how much "Garfield Kart - Furious Racing" evolved and adapted to the gaming industry within its climate. There is zero chance that anybody could hate this game, this game was what the kids call "peak". Some people may read this and think this is "troll", but no, this actually is a real review. I was so amazed at this game that I gifted it to each and everyone of my friends. If you are reading this, YOU MUST BUY THIS RIGHT NOW!!
Posted 24 June, 2022.
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