Hello, im a shy submissive tf2 medic main and i decided to try some competitve tf2 on tf2 center. I joined a process lobby and immediately picked medic slot. We lose the game horribly 5-0 and i dropped so many ubers on my pocket. He adds me on steam and angrily demands i get into voice chat with him....I timidly join and say hello. He immediadtely starts calling me a useless ♥♥♥♥♥. I try to say something but he tells me to shut the ♥♥♥♥ up and suck his ♥♥♥♥. We erp but he doesnt let me ♥♥♥ until i get him off. Moaning as loud as i can he finally gasps and falls silent. "Okay, you can finish now." I quickly eat my own semen and pretend that its his. And that is the story of how i got into competitive tf2!! :D

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update this again please send help.

Woah he took me to a pet store just to buy me a collar just to take me out front and ruin me with his monster ♥♥♥♥ in front of everybody! He had to carry me home, I couldn't even walk anymore my hips were so ♥♥♥♥♥♥ sore ♥

I will be making a ranked team soon so the requirements are down below
Must have Mic
Must not be a old man
oldest will take will mostly likly be 18 if u sound old will aslo effect
must be able to ranked i want new players who like just got the ablity to play ranked
must alteast have one main or working at maining somone
and plz be live usa in central time zone u dont have to but it will be easier
aslo plz tell me a little bit about urself (optional) not pirvate info just like wut type of player u r

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
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Facebook is down, so I'll post this on here. http://youtu.be/VK3TQDualFw

Incredible video.