Recent reviews by Ascaris

Dead game. Ubisoft allowed greed and DEI practices to take priority as per usual. Heavily recycled events and content. No effort to release new characters, but when they finally do.. its the most shallow uninspired ♥♥♥♥ imaginable. So much potential thrown straight into the garbage.

Well done Ubisoft, you've successfully killed off everything you built up over the last 4 decades. Hope you guys are ready to declare bankruptcy and be bought by a megacorpo.

Many a fortnight I hast spent searching for a porn game to sate mine hunger, aye weary didst mine penis grow ere I befell upon Koikatsu Party. Say to thou, I shall, that no other game of illicit sexual summon, be it "Subverse" or "Orc Massage", hath join e'en a fraction close to the fantastical possibilities that endow Illusion's masterpiece. Whither other game, I bid, may thou witness Knuckles the Echnida with dildos for fingers passionately embrace Kobeni Higashiyama 'i a reverse cowgirl whilst she yips 'i orgasmic ecstasy? Dare, I say to, none. Merely installing the base game shall not suffice, however. A patch and mods forsooth bring this game to life and are behoveful to justify the asking price. Othergates, what thou are getting from Valve is barebones due to certain policies pertaining to explicit material. Should thee would to spend no longer wasting money on drossy, low quality porn games, I warrant thou this one time listening to thy member shall be least regretful.

Very fun game. It does not hold your hand and forces it you to learn its mechanics. Each death becomes a lesson as to what you need to do different next time.
I recommend using the wiki and watching McQueeb and NotAlbino on YouTube

Best nut of my life

It's incredibly hard in the beggining. You have to avoid many enemies to get the quests done until you are able to get a companion which can kill the enemies for you until you get good enough gear. You just need to give the game a chance because i thought the game was terrible in the beginning but about 5 hours in it became my favourite game.

Movement feels clunky but you get used to it.

Definitely recommend 8/10