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Novice gravedigger

Buried your first body.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 5:20pm

Advanced gravedigger

Buried 10 bodies.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 6:54pm

First slice

Got your first slice of meat. Smells a little strange, but looks like ordinary meat...
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 5:18pm

Sashimi master

Made 30 slices. You've got the perfect size slice pretty much down.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:02pm

His house

Upgraded the church.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 6:00am

His mansion

Upgraded the church for the second time.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 8:17pm

A fish a day!

Caught 6 different types of fish. One fish for every day!
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:02pm

Kitchen boy

Cooked 10 different dishes or drinks.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 8:38pm

Dream dinner

Made a gold-star dinner.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 9:03pm

Apprentice

Discovered 5 alchemy recipes. You're getting to know how things work in the lab.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:52am

Alchemist

Discovered 10 alchemy recipes. Just remember, the Philosopher's Stone is a lie.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:12pm

Master alchemist

Discovered 20 alchemy recipes. Now it's time to buy a white van and drive into the desert.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 3:31pm

MacPlayer

There can be only one.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 7:40am

Not far from the ground

Dungeon level 5 cleared!
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 5:58pm

Scary dungeon depths

Dungeon level 10 cleared!
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:38pm

Nothing underneath

Dungeon level 15 cleared!
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 7:05pm

Winemaker

Made a gold-star wine.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 2:04pm

Old Astrologer

Met Astrologer. He's wise and tired of everything, even life.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 6:54pm

Charm itself

Met Ms Charm. There's something about this woman that you can't understand.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 5:40pm

Wealthy merchant

Met Merchant. He's always ready to do business. Except around dinner time.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 6:14am

Holy Inquisition

Met the Lord Inquisitor. An unwavering kind of guy. You definitely wouldn't want to be his enemy.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 2:19pm

Sweetheart Bishop

Met Bishop. His motto - Pray, preach, and look like you won the lottery.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 5:20pm

Summon a chicken

Snake summoned a chicken. Well... it's a start. Better than nothing.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 5:58pm

Side quest

You killed a Vampire Hunter. In life, there are no side quests.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:40pm

Simple but stylish

Decorated a Dark Shrine. Looks better than your first apartment!
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:22pm

Not a hot dog

Sold burgers at the burning ceremony. It's a mystery why you didn't make hotdogs.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 7:26pm

Match 3

Collected three dark organs. Three in a row! The Inquisition is going to get a prize!
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 4:45pm

Night watch

Got rid of the guardsmen's ambush. Now you are the Witch Hill Keeper too!
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 7:25pm

Perfume

Gave some perfume to Ms Charm. It smells nice, and wasn't tested on animals.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:46pm

Graveyard Veggies

Started a company with Merchant. A great name for a successful company!
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 2:16pm

On every shelf

Your company achieved 5 Fame. When you want quality vegetables -- you go to the graveyard!
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:48pm

Even here

Fixed the garden. You'll spend a lot of time here...
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 6:26am

Stone fence

Built a stone fence around the graveyard. Your graveyard is well protected now.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:07am

Marble

Got the marble quarry ready. Marble is better than stone.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 5:25am

A perfect gift

Gave a skull to Astrologer. A skull makes a nice present indeed!
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 6:55pm

The Mill

Fixed the mill. No further need to grind everything by hand.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:36pm

A book with funny pictures

Gave the Necronomicon to Snake. Hope nobody uses it as cookbook!
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:52am

Bridge builder

Fixed the bridge. Whatever else happens, you'll always be remembered as a great bridge builder!
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 2:24pm

Just green points

Collected 1000 green points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 5:25am

Just blue points

Collected 1000 blue points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 9:42am

Just red points

Collected 1000 red points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:22am

More green points!

Collected 3000 green points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:25pm

More blue points!

Collected 3000 blue points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:10am

More red points!

Collected 3000 red points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 6:37am

A father and a son

Helped Snake with his dark ceremony.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 10:00pm

Shady Snake

Met Snake. He seems dangerous. You get why everybody calls him Snake.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 5:57pm

Landlord

Bought your first land in the Village. By cheating a sick and helpless old man.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 9:42am

Talking Skull

Built the tavern. Horadric wishes you were dead now.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 6:10am

Good skull

Your tavern's quality is 20! Wow!
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 5:22pm

Well-known skull

Your tavern's quality is 40! Double Wow!
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 9:30pm

Employee of the month

Yorick became your bartender. For no salary. Slavery? No, he's made of wood!
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 11:20am

First party

Threw your first alco-party. The guests remember nothing, but they enjoyed it.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 9:30pm

Open mic

Put on your first Comedy Show. The guests laughed on command, so everything went good.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 5:04pm

Locking up the sun

Put on your first concert. Ms. Charm's fans fell into ecstasy and a brawl broke out.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 7:15pm

Forward to the past

Used the archaeological time machine for the first time. And didn't go mad.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 11:20am

Witnessed him

Watched the Master being summon. Is that Grace you feel?
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 5:16pm

An unexpected guest

Met marquis Teodoro Jr. An aristocrat in danger - what could be more profitable!
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 3:42pm

Vampires in the Village

A vampire is terrorizing the villagers? Solution: an army of carnivorous bees.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 3:48pm

The face of the enemy

Exposed the vampire. Time to play Van Helsing!
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 4:06pm

To stop an Ancient Curse

Alaric convinced you to help. Refusal would have been dangerous to your health.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 4:13pm

One more inquisitor

Met lady Beatrice. Technically, you resisted her charms. But in your imagination...
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 4:44pm

Blood supplier

Brought corpse blood to the vampire. Not very tasty, but better than many popular diets!
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 4:15pm

Vampires are over

Told Horadric the vampire was no more. Oh, if only everyone were so trusting!
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 4:24pm

Mysterious woman

Watched a scene from the past. Nothing is clear but it's quite intriguing...
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 4:29pm

Spirit summoner

Brought some smelly and useless filth into Dungeon, giving all the local ghosts a laugh.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 8:51pm

Revolution begins

It's your last chance to join the workers and peasants. To be more specific, the donkeys and rats.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 3:51pm

Cook of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries. Let's spread donkey communism across the world!
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 8:31pm

Writer of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries again. They'll be hard pressed to hang you as a "dirty exploiter".
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 9:12pm

Camp

Now you have your own camp! And hundreds of potential enemies -- in the form of Inquisitors.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 3:47pm

Developed camp

You've improved your camp. The chances that the refugees will die of starvation got lower.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 6:45pm

Raccoon thyroid stew

The cook has recovered her peace of mind. Now her friends won't avoid obesity and gastritis.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 8:22am

Beheaded horse

You helped the undertaker deal with her dead husband's relatives. The funeral mass is soon.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 7:20am

More forest thugs

You provided the tanner's son with the bright and happy future of a forest thug. Nice work!
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 8:50pm

Strange delivery

Someone had to become the first client of the Donkey Express.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 7:09am

A locked ghost from the past

How could someone not be crazy after all this time?
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:25pm

A habitable room

Not a 5-star suite, but it will do.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 8:20pm

A lost stained glass window

It belongs in the church.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 8:20pm

Long-awaited appreciation

Fill the Bishop.. with pride.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 9:09am

The first session of curing therapy

Start Euric's treatment.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 9:09am

A controlled ignition

Fire is so mesmerizing - even moreso when there's a boiling Inquisitor involved.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 7:06pm

A fortunate gift

Share the secrets of haute cuisine with the Merchant.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 6:45pm

The second session of curing therapy

Continue Euric's treatment. He says he's feeling better. Probably.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 7:24pm

Endless sadness

Practice makes perfect! Even if it's the sadness of the Astrologer.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 8:24pm

The birth of passion

Witness an embarrassingly hot scene.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 8:42pm

A vulnerability for authority

Even the strongest and most unswerving have their weakness.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 8:03pm

The third session of curing therapy

The treatment is over, but Euric doesn't look so cured.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 8:44pm

Dissatisfied villagers

The villagers are unhappy about something. Pray it's not your fault.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 8:56pm

Help the villagers

They should be satisfied. At least for now.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 7:20am

Return to the beginning

Nothing is keeping Smiler here any longer. Let him continue his journey - to a new beginning.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 8:50pm



Shovel master

Buried 50 bodies.

Fish collector

Caught 10 different types of fish.

Ichthyologist

Caught 15 types of fish! You know everything about fish. They feel uncomfortable about it...

Brutal fisherman

Caught 200 fish. Your name is used to terrify misbehaving fish larvae.

Gold fish

Got a gold fish. Want to make a wish?

Cook

Cooked 20 different dishes or drinks.

Chef

Cooked 30 different dishes or drinks. You can call yourself a Chef now.

Tastes like home

Ate a fish stick. It reminded you of home...

Health care

50 health potions. -- And all of them red!

Golden pumpkin

Harvested a gold-star pumpkin.

Ideal song

Got an Ideal Song from Vagner. Now you know how you'll make a million bucks, once you get back home.

Best seller

Gave a gold-star book to Astrologer. You should consider writing six more...

Epic skull

Your tavern's quality is 80! Ultra Wow!

Rat race

Organized your first rat race. The winning rat got a giant piece of cheese, choked on it, and died.

Best party

Threw an excellent alco-party. It's time to open the local drunk tank.

Best mic

Put on an excellent Comedy Show. It can't be -- the guests didn't have to be commanded to laugh!

Best concert

Put on an excellent concert. Ms. Charm received a marriage proposal from each male spectator.

Best race

Organized an excellent rat race. Two guests lost everything and drowned themselves.

The show must go on

Organized 15 events. You're a natural-born event manager!

Awkward interrogation

Interrogated vampire Carl, leaving Carl greatly enlightened.

Lesser evil

Lady Beatrice made you an offer you can't refuse. Unless you decide to refuse.

Ideologist of Revolution

You've helped revolutionaries a third time. Who is next in line for General Secretary?

Strengthened camp

You've provided the camp with some fortifications. They look dubious, but the settlers like them.

Paradise

Your camp is flawless. You should write a guide to camp management!
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