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Removed the only good thing from the game that has been in every game since 1999 Terrorist hunt for a dumb ai controller operator game mode and a shooting range that you can use operators you haven't unlocked but you cannot use their gadgets so you cannot even test them so you have to watch a video showing them off instead.

This game is just awful, the melee hit detection is bad and when you do land a hit it takes 3 hits to kill a zombie giving them enough time to either hit back or grab you, there is hardly any ammo and when there is its for guns you don't even have, zombie spawning is ridiculous especially if you play in a private lobby.

I get private lobbies are supposed to be harder since it's just you and your buddies but spawning 50 or so zombies right in front of you at once isn't fair, all the objectives literally require you to hold E on something, find something and/or match fuses while there's a massive horde behind you making it even more difficult.

You have to do multiple objectives at once with hardly any medical supplies and when you do find them they hardly heal you, zombies already predict where you are going anyway so you'll be hit, their range is also dumb since they can somehow hit you when you have already ran out of their range they also have a chance to infect you when your health reaches 50% or less and with the amount of zombie spawns it's pretty much guaranteed you are getting infected, zombies with head gear can somehow tank buckshot to the head because they have a hard hat on or something stupid.

there is also surround sound you cannot turn off so you never know when zombies are close or far away because of it literally making objectives even more difficult and every map is set during night time where it's pitch black and you cant see a single thing without a flashlight, the starting flashlight is fine but when you want to use a two-handed melee weapon or firearm you can't see a single thing and the flashlight attachment for guns are so tiny it's like you aren't even using one, If you play with your friends or a squad you can spawn close or half way across the map from each other.

Torn Banner literally scrapped the proper sequel we were gonna get back in 2021 or 2022 for a dumb extraction shooter with permadeath for literally 0 reason

2/10

Somehow this game has caused my computer to overheat three times, I had to turn my pc off with the power button everytime. The one time i got the game to work the tutorial soft locked me and i had to quit the tutorial to progress so I didn't really understand some of the things I had, then as i played the game steam told me i was getting between 160-220 FPS but it literally looked and felt like I was getting 30 fps. I played the first mission and there was no weight to the combat and no music so I just heard kindergarden kids softly sound pain as I "killed" them, I then reached an area and the game pulled a "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ card" and it made the archer kids shoot 4 explosive arrows every 2 seconds and I couldn't even fight that, they even hit me behind a fence I was hiding behind.

Game is horribly broken and outdated already and my beefy computer than can run Baldur's gate 3 and Cyberpunk 2077 on max settings without my computer just dying is baffling, Waste of time and money, they should have just what they did with Stick of Truth and Fractured But Whole.

We went from leveling up per heist and raiding places like the white house. To having to replay the exact same heist 100 times to get 5 "infamy points" and raiding a warehouse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uql48AyAHjE

This game has been in alpha for 11 years and grand theft auto 6 is going to come out before this game has a full release.

Good job Fun Pimps

Edit: Huh, ain't that a ♥♥♥♥♥

We've been stuck in Los Santos for 10 years

Half-Life: Source better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbdygECc6MU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytWz0qVvBZ0

This is horribly broken, it crashes frequently and the frames drop a lot for absolutely no reason and the game freezes a lot of the time, it takes way too much time loading the graphics in. The game has dumb pointless missions, the zombie and human AI are terrible and you and your team can die so easily, I skipped the first mission by accident because the game crashed on me so many times and added me to a game when the mission was over, I got lost trying to start the second mission and it crashed on me multiple times even when I was about to finish the game. Overkill has done a decent job on Payday 2 and this is no Payday it's horribly broken, unfunny (when it tries to be funny) and is a broken horrible mess, wait until the devs update and fix the game or just don't play it at all