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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 3:07pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 12:26am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 12:29am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:10pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 3:04am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:09pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:09am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:46am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 3:34am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 4:11pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 7:59pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 9:00pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:19am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 11:25pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 3:42am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 3:25am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 6:36pm